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I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step
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it doesn’t fit through the straw though.
i don’t understand how pigeons, the most domestic birds ever, are seen as weird birds to have as pets but fucking PARROTS are seen as normal. i am completely calm and chill right now not an ounce upset btw
"be not afraid" is just the way people spoke when the bible was rewritten into english. angels don't have a distinct ancient way of speaking. they just speak the same way the people they're speaking to do. what's the point of being a messenger if you communicate in a completely different dialect than the person you're trying to communicate with?
anyway, my point is that a seraph would appear in their true form in front of me and say "hey bitch, stop freaking out"
watched conclave