Maxolotl98 - ♡ Max ♡

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

happy new year!

Birthday (Bad Kid Stuff) (2022)

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

"your days are numbered" yes that is quite literally how the calendar system works

starboba

it doesn’t fit through the straw though.

Experimented some more with my seraphim design, a little bit jellyfish inspired.

Fun fact: If the spirit of Jesus Christ comes to you, and you murder him, you become the next Jesus.