Maxolotl98 - ♡ Max ♡

thought this when i was playing fractured but whole

everyone shut up and look at this

saw this on bluesky

"sex sells" ok well what if cuddling sells? what if friendship sells? what if profoundly intimate platonic relationships sell? would you even know? have you ever TRIED??? "sex sells" get the heck outta here you've oversaturated the market

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

Some Lord of the Rings stationary for SDCC! Featuring cozy Hobbit Hole sticky notes and some Fellowship washi tape 🌱🏔️☁️

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

reigen helping ritsu w/ his t injection... sorry for being right!

lil rascal