Maxolotl98 - ♡ Max ♡

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Aamutähti (Morning star).

Twins in Paradise (2020)

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

You know how it is

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Some Lord of the Rings stationary for SDCC! Featuring cozy Hobbit Hole sticky notes and some Fellowship washi tape 🌱🏔️☁️

Source: Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving by Pete Walker