I Can't Be Trusted With Sour Gummies I'm Guzzling This Shit Down Like A Hog That's Tasted Blood

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

Me texting my friends the second we part ways after hanging out

double trouble's princess prom look

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NEW PRINCESS PEACH GAME teased at the 6/21/23 nintendo direct.

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what