Blocked Because Your Interpretation Of That Character Doesn’t Match The Way They Act In My Bedtime

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

This is REALLY how I find out about that huh

me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!

brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.