Latest Posts by moeder-aarde - Page 5
O worm
Me: is gay
Me: *dies*
Me: *arrives in heaven*
Angel: welcome my child
Me: i knew i shoule have commited murder
Good find on Facebook
My therapist: so what do we do when we feel like that?
Me: masturbate?
My therapist: exactly!
Me: ...wha-
Im in the mood to run people over with my car.
But i dont have a car.
So everyone is save.
...for now
Im home alone.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE CAME TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW!!!
How about instead of storming area 51, we storm the literal concentration camps and the places where they keep small children in cages
Nvm
Lets get hydrated
No
Rest, if needed
Stay aware of what time it is. If you’re staying up late, it might be time to head to bed! A good night’s sleep is important to your mental and physical health. :)
I am suffering 24/7 but at least im funny
Guys
I
Need
Friends
Cursive
I was thinking about how every city should have a place where people with mental ilnesses could hang out so they can be around people that understand them and where its calm and peacefull.
But then i remembered how no one would show up becouse our depressed asses wont take the energy to get out of bed
Of course i blame others.
There are 7 bilion people on this earth.
Taking all the blame for myself would be a bit selfish.
Y’all always be talking about how you have to love yo mom cuz she always there for you.
Lemme tell ya
I’ve been there for my mom everytime she felt sad, depressed or heartbroken.
Every time a new boyfriend broke up with her i was there to take care of her.
I put my needs aside to help her.
I put my emotions aside so i could help her.
I did everything for her no matter how much it hurted me, i kept loving her even after she told us how worthless we where.
When she neglectes us, when she ignored us.
Every fucking time.
But when i was sitting on the cough, crying, feeling so lonely and depressed, wanting to die.
She came sitting next to me and asked.
If i wanted to move aside so her FUCKING BOYFRIEND COULD SIT NEXT TO HER!!!
I’ve been there for her, but not once she was there for me when i needed it.
And now when her 700000th boyfriend broke up with her, and she’s crying and depressed.
Im there for her again.
Becouse i know what its like to be ignored when you need love.
Don’t cry because its over
If you work in a kitchen you’re not allowed to have any piercings at all.
But they never said anything about having a butplug.
I didnt get kicked out of therapy for 4 notes
I found ma next power move for therapy.
I take a bottle of ink with me and everytime my therapist takes notes i take a shot of the ink.
THE REAL FUCKING QUESTION IS!!!
Did the frog in spidermans mouth also turn to dust?
Yesterday i made out with someone for the first time.
It was disgusting.
It felt like there was a slug living in my mouth.
Where can i get more?
People born in 2015 are now 36 years old.
Let that sink in.
What the heckdoodles is going on
I fixed it
What did anny do to deserve so much hate from michael jackson.
He made a whole song about how he can walk and she can not.
Like... thats petty.
I dont know where i am
They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads
I found ma next power move for therapy.
I take a bottle of ink with me and everytime my therapist takes notes i take a shot of the ink.