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Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!

Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time

Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.


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3 years ago

"to be or not to be. that is the question" No it'sn't. how come i was never asked it?

i was born without my consent, and i take that personally


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6 years ago

Killer: Let's play a little game! You answer all of the questions right, and I'll let you go!

Character: you see that'd be nice and all if

I cared enough

I didn't already want to biff it

I actually knew what the shit anything your about to ask me means

You weren't going to kill me anyways even if I get everything right, and you are so don't try to hide it

Killer: ... What? Aren't you supposed to be scared?

Character: Bold of you to assume I still have functioning emotions left. Now are you gonna kill me or... what?

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying


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