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Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes

Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?

Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them

Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.

Nagito: …

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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?

Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.

Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.

Togami: …What?

Nagito: He’s got a point

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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?

Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kokichi: What’s your name?

Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?

Togami: No!

Nagito: I’m… Togami.

Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?

Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?

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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?

Kokichi: ...yes?

Togami: That's probably it.

Reid going on a long tangent without stopping:

Emily: I think you’re still suffering the effects of Rossi’s party last night.

Reid: All I drank was red bull!

Emily: How many?

Reid: 18

Leon: Are you high?

Yasuhiro: What?

Leon: High?

Yasuhiro: Hey.

Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes

Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.

Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.

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Nagito: How petty can you get?

Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out

Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun

Nagito: surprise me

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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Sayaka: The final boss.

Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.

Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.

Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !

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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.

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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"

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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?

Togami: No.

Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!

Togami: Never speak to me in public again.

Random Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes,

𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘀: Guess what I’m about to get!!

𝗠𝗮𝘅: On my nerves.

Mike: Shut up, You’re messing with my train of thought!

Max: I thought you didn’t have a brain, And now you tell me you have thoughts?

Will: You have to apologize to them Mike.

Mike: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with.

Steve: You guys don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Eddie: Spear?

Steve: BLOCKED

Nancy: I owe you one.

Steve: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Steve: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, Or weak?

Max: Strong

Robin: Weak

Nancy: An idiot, is what you are.

Mike: Can I bother you for a second?

Will: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Max: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Will: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Max: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Will: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Hotch: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Emily: It’s not a joke.

Emily: *sniffles*

Emily: I’m a legit snack.

Reid: Did you win? Or just not die?

Reid: Either way, hooray.

Emily: ...Is ‘no’ a valid answer?

Reid: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Morgan: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Reid: 4 surprisingly.

Morgan: Straight?

Reid: No bisexual, why?

Reid: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Garcia: How tall is Luke?

Reid: Around 5 feet and 8 inches.

Garcia: Then 5 feet and 8 inches

Emily: Can someone here please peer pressure me into working out?

Spencer: Work out or you’re straight.

Emily: I said to peer pressure me, Not to threaten me!

Garcia: I actually have a black belt!

Rossi: You have a black belt In karate?

Garcia: No, from Gucci

Richie: Is this conversation going to be about me or Eddie?

Bill: No

Richie: Then I don’t care.

Reid: I started seeing someone.

Morgan: Do you mean like a therapist, or dating, or.. hallucinations..?

Reid:…

Morgan: Reid-

Saw this on Pinterest and laughed for a good while. This post made my day

Mandy: Are you straight?

Mickey: Straight from hell.

Love that they’re wearing each other’s hair color on their ties. I adore them

Nagito: Wait you like me?? For my.. Personality??

Hajime: I know, I was shocked too.

More characters in FacePlay. Tsumugi first.

Toko, Celeste, and Nagito As well!

I put Kyoko in a AI generator thing and uh-

SHES SO PRETTY!! I love her so much. I’ll post other Danganronpa characters I put in here soon. The app is called FacePlay.

AHHH!!! I Love Tara, I love this I loved the new episodes so far oh I’m so excited and happy for Tara too

Cards on the table. This is not my first time dating a woman, but, oh, man, it is my first time being this happy.

This picture makes me believe they love each other, romantically or platonically

Honestly one of my favorite unsubs.

Episode: “Pleasure is My Business”

I’ll probably get blocked by some but I honestly love the ships Bakudeku, Ralvez, and Komahina. But Ralvez is probably my favorite.

Yasuhiro: My head hurts..

Togami: That’s just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Nagito: Yeah, Romance, sex, and hope are cool and all but have you ever had stable mental health for more then 48 hours??

Chiaki:..Are you okay Komaeda?

Nagito: Absolutely not, thanks.

“Izuku: So Shinso, How have you been?”

“Shinso: Fine. I have this headache though, It comes and goes.”

“Denki: *Walks into Room*

“Shinso: It’s back.”

Edit I made recently. Posted it to my Tiktok and decided to post it here too.

“Kokichi: I am not out of control!! I’m a law abiding citizen!”

“Shuichi: Really? Name one law.”

“Kokichi: Don’t.. kill people…?”

“Shuichi: That one’s on me, I’ve set the bar to low.”