Drew This A Long Time Ago, But I Thought I'd Post This Any 🌙

If assassin's creed was star wars

Altair climbed up a rocky cliff and stood high and mighty as he saw Haytham just down below. Both with their hiden light sabers activated and light sabers in hand.

Altair: It's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: You underestimate my POWER!

Altair: don't try it!

Haytham leaps up and onto a rocky plat form them does one final leap before flipping a little to close towards Altair.

Altair then uses his hiden blade to stab Haytham in the gut then with the light saber he sliced off his legs and left arm. Haythem screamed in pain before he started tumbling down the rocky cliff close to the lava flow.

Altair retreated his blade and saber and looked down at Haythem, while Haytham looked up at him from below and ever slowly tried to crawl closer to the cliff.

Altair: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Templars, not join them!

Haytham began to crawl even closer, yet he was still so far out of reach.

Altair: Bring balance to the Force of Eden... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

Altair turned his back away from Haytham as he continued to try and crawl to the top of the cliff. Altair picked up Haytham's light saber and started walking away, but not before taking one last glance at what has become of young Haytham.

Haytham: I HATE YOU!

Altair: you were my brother, Haytham.

Altair: I loved you.

The best ending Alternet ending

Altair: it's over Haytham! I have the high ground!

Haytham: don't underestimate my power!

Altair: Are you dumb or just f***ing special? I've been training you for 13 long-@$$ years and you still think having some sort of magical bull**** power is going to save your three little b*** limbs when I chop you up like Darth Robert? Not only am I more skilled then you, I'm on the MOTHER****ING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read the art of war?! it says in bold "do not try and f*** with the high ground, Haytham." This is honestly the reason why you're not a master assassin. Your ligitamently dumber then sand and more of a whiny emotional sh*t then your partner shay. Also you were my brother Haytham, I loved you.

Personally I like the last ending better.

By the way that last one is a reference to this x

Wow you people actually like the last post I made about the assassin's creed characters being the boys from joshdub's YouTube page and it has the most likes I have ever seen so taking it as an indication you people want more of this I will deliver so here you go!

Somewhere in the north of the Pacific Ocean. Ezio, Desmond, Altair, and Connor were lost at sea on a raff that was just barely able to hold all four of them. Altair was tied to a wooden pole in the middle of the raft as to prevent him from drowning in the water. Desmond sat at the edge of the raft with his feet in the water. Ezio and connor were both holding on to one side of the raft in the water to keep it from drifting off track. they had been a drift for about 2 hours, spirits were already at a low as to their rescue when ezio had an idea to get them back up again.

Ezio: *starts humming the mighty jungle* in the ocean the mighty ocean the... Italian swims to night~🎶

*Light chuckling can be heard from the others*

Ezio: in the ocean~🎶

Connor joins in: the mighty ocean the Italian swims to night~🎶

Ezio, connor, and Desmond: in the Ocean the mighty ocean THE ITALIAN SWIMS TONEAUGHT~🎶

Desmond and connor: Yaaa~🎶

Altair: Ba heeeheee heee~🎶

Ezio: spaghetti al pomodoro~🎶

*everyone starts laughing while Altair just chuckles*

In Abstratego's office building elevator.

Jacob: *doing the orange justice dance* no no don't touch me there. this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

*elevator door opens*

*Maxwell, shay, Haytham are standing there with their swords and guns up at Jacob*

Jacob: no no-

Jacob: .... No no don't-

*Maxwell tries to pull Jacob out of the elevator but Jacob jerks back into the elevator*

Jacob: Whoa whoa whoa! I am sick of you disrespecting my NO NO SQUARE!! this elevator! is my no no square.

Jacob: *pushes button to the first floor*

*door closes*

Jacob: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

Maxwell, shay and Haytham are left standing there confused and slightly disturbed.

Now in space for some reason...

Desmond: now that we're in space we should be safe from the virus.

Shaun: hey Desmond somethings wrong with the wifi it's not working.

Desmond: what you...

*Everyone sees Jacob playing on his tablet*

Jacob: yay now with this wifi I can get all~ the battle passes.

Desmond: *grabs Jacob's tablet and Yeats it to the other side of the room*

Jacob: MY BATTLE PASS!!

*Jacob runs over to the other side of the room to get it*

Desmond: which one of you idiots gave him the wifi password? What was the wifi password?

Altair: I thought it was hide your kids, hide your wifi?

Desmond: *snickers*

Shaun: wait Ezio weren't you in charge of the wifi password for the ship?

Ezio: ya I thought it was *Italian gibberish* 695?

Desmond: what does that translate to?

Ezio: it doesn't...

Desmond: I distinctly remember it was Shaun's job to come up with the password.

Shaun: ok yes it was my job to set up the wifi password. When I was setting it up Jacob may or may not have looked over my shoulder when I was setting it up, but the password was-

jacob: *tablet in had* JACOB SUCKS 69!!! HAHAHAHA! HEEHEEE!

*Jacob rund out of the room while playing fortnite on the tablet*

Altair: Jacob get back here!

Desmond, shaun and ezio: Jacob!!

Jacob: I'm going to buy the battle pass~!

Desmond: Jacob get your @$$ back here!

Jacob: IM IN SECOND CIRCLE BOYS! just 32 people left! I'm going to get a victory royal!!

*they catch up to Jacob and they fight over the tablet and get it away from Jacob's hands*

Jacob: NOO MY BATTLE PASS!!!

Desmond: this hurts me more then it hurts you Jacob. Tase him!!

Altair: *tases Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAAH!

3 minutes of tasing later

Desmond: he's going to be out for a bit. He's going to be perfectly-

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!!

*Altair starts shooting at Jacob some a lot*

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!

Everyone: WHOA!

*Ezio and sean try to pull him away for Jacob*

Ezio: stop!!

Shaun: CALM DOWN Altair!!

Desmond: CHILL OUT DUDE!!!

*shaun and Ezio had both Altair's arms and push him against a wall as they yell and scream at Altair trying to get him to stop*

Altair: He is resisting!

Desmond: hold him back guys! hold him back!

Altair: He's resisting... *sobs* he's resisting... *sobs*

Desmond: Altair?

Altair: *sobs*

Shaun: Altair what's wrong?

Altair: *takes deep breaths in and out while still sobbing a bit*

Altair: I can't help it, when I see someone just... RESISTING... it just reminds me of my childhood...

Desmond: hey it's ok Altair.

Ezio: just relax.

Shaun: you'll be ok.

*Jacob wakes up*

Jacob: g-guys guys!

Ezio: Jacob!

Desmond: Jacob?

Jacob: Whoa! Whys he crying?

*Silence for a moment*

Altair charges at Jacob at full force.

Desmond, ezio, Shaun: NO NO ALTAIR! STOP!

Jacob: whoa Altair we can play together! Look it's two player. *shows tablet*

Altair: *pulls out gun and starts shooting at Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAH! NOT AGAIN AAAAAH!!

Desmond: NO!

Ezio: ALTAIR STOP!!

2 minutes of shooting later

Desmond: oh no you just shot him like 500 times! Does anyone know CPR?

Everyone: ....

Ezio: Ah no...

Ok look I know nobody asked for more of this.... I was bord... have fun with more of this dumb stuff 👌

Alexios vs. Siren head

Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.

Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.

Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.

Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.

Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.

Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!

Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!

Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-

*tornado siren goes off in the distance*

Desmond: guys...

*heavy footsteps come marching closer*

Ezio: uh oh...

*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*

Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!

Desmond: everybody run!!!

They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.

Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.

Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.

Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.

Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!

Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.

Altair: oh boy...

Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!

Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!

Desmond: 0_0

Altair: 0_0

Ezio: 0_0

Kassandra: 0_0

Siren head: 😥

Desmond: oh geez

Siren head goes and cries by a tree.

Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.

Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.

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Like I already knew the symbol's reference, but it still blew my mind all the same.

Assassin's creed lost in modern ages backstory

So I decided to make a Tumblr guide to my assassin's creed headcanons called assassin's creed lost in modern ages a headcanon and series of shorts about our favorite historical assassins journeying into the modern time.

I really want to make this into a series and make more stuff surrounding this AU (yes it's an AU) and I do hope you guys like more of this stuff. Since you guys like this more than my art stuff, I wanted to make this a comic-based thing, but with school and stuff I hardly have time to, but summer break is now upon us! So I should start having more free time soon. Alright with that out the way let's get started.

as I said from the start this is an AU based series where Desmond lives and the assassins are now in the modern era, I'll try to keep up with the date of our current world seeing as the assassin's creed games follow the same time and date as ours, when they cut to modern times anyway.

So how our story starts after Desmond saves the world and dies in the temple, he finds himself in what seems to be the spirit bridge between life and death. A voice calls to Desmond congratulating him on saving the earth, however his time is not over yet and is still needed in the living world. Confused, Desmond asked the voice if he was dead and where was he. The voice replied and said that he was between the worlds of the living and the dead, that he was on the spirit bridged, it was the gateway to the great beyond or heaven as what many humans called it and yes, he was, he just hadn't passed on yet.

Still, with many questions filling his head, Desmond asked why he was still needed, and for what reason? The voice only answered with, "I cannot answer that question, for if I did then the planet's fate would be sealed and nothing could be done to prevent it. For it is up to you Desmond to find out for yourself and your ancestors to figure out."

Wait what? Desmond was even more confused, what did the voice mean by his ancestors? Did he need to see a memory? Or was it something he needed to find or- man so many questions to ask, but the voice bet him before he could ask another question. "All you needed to know is that you won't go be fighting the darkness of the world alone this time."

Before Desmond was sent back, the voice told Desmond that his Isu DNA would be activated fully once he returned to his body and told him to be careful and use it with care and for the great or good not for his own game. Which Desmond responded with, "ya, I'd figure it be the whole, with great power comes great responsibility thing, thanks uncle ben." The voice chuckled and wished Desmond luck before sending him back. Desmond began to fall towards a bright light and began to see flashing images of his life, but then he also saw something strange... he saw... all his ancestors for Altair to Ezio, Connor, to even shay, Aveline, Malik, Leonardo da Vinci, Achilles, Claudia, Shaun, Rebecca, his dad and even himself gathered around for something... like some kind of family picture of some kind, we all look so... happy... Desmond thought to himself. He couldn't help but smile a little bit.

"... what does it all mean?" Suddenly he saw only shadows of Altair, Ezio, and Connor walking towards him in his falling state and they were standing there... waiting for him. Desmond falls into the bright blinding light as he is now suddenly left in darkness...

Desmond then finds himself in a small cramped metal box in a plastic zipped-up bag. Quickly realizing he must have been in a body vault. One belonging to Abstergo no doubt. He heard the voice call to him in his head, telling Desmond to use his Isu powers to escape. Confused he wasn't sure how, but the voice explained to him that he had to look deep inside himself to not only feel but also clear and concentrated his mind. Listening to the voice he constrained and focused on... well, he wasn't too sure, but he slowly began to think of his friends... his father... the four were like a weird yet still somewhat loving family... a family he wished to see again.

Then suddenly the dark box wasn't so dark anymore as a bright light shined from his body, noticing he now had glowing golden line-markings all over his body. With this new power of his, he kicked the box open, as the door flew off the hinges and hitting a wall. Hoping no one heard that he slide out and got out the body bag, as well as removing the tag tied to his toe.

"Holy sh*t! ... that actually worked!?"

Standing up in victory he immediately realized he had two problems. One, how was he going to escape, and two... he was naked from top to bottom. Making sure no one or cameras saw him he found his clothes folded on a table and his stuff, it wasn't till he was putting his shirt on that he noticed his right arm was pitch black and was completely burnt to a painful-looking degree, he was surprised that he wasn't feeling any pain, but not only that, there were also golden glowing lines and circular shapes covering not only his arm but all over his body as well. This must have been his Isu DNA awakening, shaking his head and thinking he can marvel over his new possible abilities later, he quickly got dressed and made his escape from Abstergo without anyone noticing.

He was surprised when he headed towards a private parking lot area hoping to steal a car and hotwire it to escape, but he found his motorcycle parked in a "vehicle evidence area" one thing he thought immediately was, "Wow either they were expecting me to come back or they're just flat out, bat sh*t crazy." Not wanting to risk being caught by going back in and trying to find his motorcycle keys in a possible death trap, he tried using his saga powers to try and get the motorcycle to work, after some awkward looking stands and I'm smacking his head on the motorcycle a few times in frustration, the Alarms soon went off alerting that Desmond's "dead body" had gone missing. Panicking he thought about how he might never see his friends and father again if he didn't figure out how to escape now. His right hand started to glow as his hand was still on the motorcycle, it started up and Desmond made his escape on his motorcycle. As guards started searching for possible assassins they gasp in shock when they saw Desmond still breathing and alive riding his motorcycle out of the private parking lot area and into the streets. Unsure of what to do now Desmond didn't not many options, his phone is dead and even if it wasn't... what would he have said?

Desmond: Ya hey it's me Desmond! Turns out I'm not dead and I need you guys to pick me up!? ... ya no thanks... some reunion that would be...

So with so few options... he knew of one place to go... home... to the farm and hope that maybe... maybe they can help him find Shaun, Rebecca and his father William... maybe even see his mother again.

Worker: SIR! SUBJECT 17 IS STILL ALIVE! I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE IS!

Oliver: what? Are you sure it's him!?

Worker: *pulls up a a security video on his tablet*

It showed Desmond leaving the facility on his motorcycle.

Worker: Should we begin the search for him!?

Oliver: ... no. Let him run to where he belongs, he no longer has use to us at the moment. We got a good sample of his blood and that's all we need... besides my scientist are currently working on a rather... interesting project that I think will help us in our main goal of project Phoenix.

Worker: ... the... the time machine sir?

Oliver: yes.

Worker: ... what if it doesn't work?

Oliver: oh it will *picks up a vile of Desmond's blood* oh it will.

Bonus:

Desmond: *driving over to the farm* ... *feels his left side* . . . Sh*t did they take my kidney!?

Sorry if that escalated into a full out story, right so once the modern gang was reunited and celebrated Desmond's safe return, 6 years have gone by and Desmond has learned so much more of his powers, as well as learning how to hide it and blend in with society again. Well, everything but his arm which he had to get a black arm sleeve to hide his burn and golden markings that covered his whole right arm. He learned he had many different strange abilities, not only could he see his ancestors memories at will with his bleeding effect, he can even mimic the voices of his ancestors, can create glowing balls of energy at will, increase his strength and dexterity, create illusions that have mass, Precognitive sixth-sense, full Telepathic immunity, and also apparently warm Shaun's coffee (Shaun's personal favorite ability).

Over a few months recently there have been news reports on how Abstergo industries have "claimed" that three thieves have stolen something of theirs's and they are giving a HUGE reward to anyone who finds and stops them. They managed to capture some photos but they were very blurry. Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the pictures, unsure if their guesses were correct.

And as we all know, it was! It was our favorite main three trio Altair, Ezio, and Connor, once they found them and explained what had happened and two months of modern-day living, life wasn't exactly the same. Three assassins living in the modern-day era... yep... Until... You know... Abstergo's time machine went off the fritz after trying to send the three home... And it exploded... In the end, it ended up summoning different assassins from different times to different current days in modern time. Even summoning some of our favorite secondary characters too 😉.

And now we have the good old family household we have today!

Everyone is here!

Eivor: ....

Yep!

Eivor: ...

Everyone is here...

Eivor: -_- ...

Yep... everyone...

Eivor: ... when am I-

Soon... very soon... like... when I have the chance to soon... yep... soon...

😅

Basim: ... what about-

Shut up Basim! You'll get your spot light soon! ... no but for real your a good character you'll make an appearance soon enough.

Basim: yes!

Guy with a shock collar says what!?

Basim: what?

That's what I thought.

I hope this gave somewhat of a better understanding about my Assassin's creed lost in modern ages series or headcanons, whichever you prefer. And don't worry I haven't forgotten about Eivor... now what gender should I make them... Meh, I'll figure it out.

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My plague doctor brain rot has yet to end-

So untill then expect to see more of this beautiful plague queen and her talking staff!

The one above has Blaint with a more colorful background and one below without.

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