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Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.
Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.
Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.
Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.
Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.
Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!
Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!
Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-
*tornado siren goes off in the distance*
Desmond: guys...
*heavy footsteps come marching closer*
Ezio: uh oh...
*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*
Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!
Desmond: everybody run!!!
They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.
Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.
Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.
Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.
Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!
Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.
Altair: oh boy...
Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!
Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!
Desmond: 0_0
Altair: 0_0
Ezio: 0_0
Kassandra: 0_0
Siren head: 😥
Desmond: oh geez
Siren head goes and cries by a tree.
Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.
Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.