Me Reading fanfic: I want a loving relationship like that!!!!
Me whenever someone compliments me or is flirty towards me: stand back motherfucker! I'm a lone wolf. I don't need people. I'm trash. And you ain't no garbage man to pick me up.
Looking for fics where Peeta gets whipped instead of Gale…
Here's what we could find:
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake - aimmyarrowshigh
Arrows and Cupids - TwilightCakes
A Marriage Between Victors - optimus_pam
Pieces in Their Games - crazyundeadfairy
The Trouble With Betrothals - IzzySamson
Know That Your Place is With Me - Titania522
Absolution - SFCBruce
Its All A Lie - Katnissdoesnotfollowback
By Your Side - geekymoviemom
If anyone can think of any we've missed, please let us know!
When someone thinks you’re straight
steve rogers, the entirety of his arc:
steve rogers, the last six minutes of endgame:
i cant help but bolt awake at night sometimes when i remember that this happened. samuel l jackson confirmed and approved, chris evans as the first LBGT captain america with his boyfriend bucky barnes ❤️ this also confirms my headcanon that nick fury is in fact a gay matchmaker and he definitely helped carol and maria get on track together in captain marvel. i take no criticism.
me: *finds the perfect fanfiction*
me: oh my god, this fanfic is my fav–
fanfiction: last updated on january 12, 2014
me: *flips table*
uh. i’m currently working on 4 hours of sleep so forgive how incoherent this is.
just a super short au based on this gifset, because apparently i’m still obsessed with how the spell merlin uses to make the butterfly means “create a life”