Just trying to survive this art block, requests open <3 Currently depressed out of my god damn mind
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*slams desk* THIS HAD TO BE DONE AND I AM HERE TO PROVIDE
I’m so dead oh my god
LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYE AND TELL ME THEY DONT MAKE A DAMN FUCKIN AWESOME FAMILY FUCK YOU THEY DO1!!11
hold my hoops boys im drawin fanart for this brb
imagine its the last day of camp, alright. and all the parents are coming to pick their kids up. and all of them say their goodbyes, and head off. imagine that max is the last one to go. and, imagine that his parents couldn’t even come and get him. that they paid someone to go get him, and bring him home. imagine that person coming back with a note, a very angry note from david himself, explaining that he will go to hell and back to be able to sign the adoption papers for this kid. that he will take max’s parents to fucking court, to be able to give this kid the childhood he deserves to have. imagine max sitting in the hallway in david’s home, his ear pressed to the door, listening to the heated phone calls, and imagine him… being just, stunned. David cares about him enough to put his life on hold, to make sure that he can keep Max beside him until it’s time to send him into the world. David loves him enough to put him in a warm bed, and buy him all the teddy bears he’d ever want. for once in his fucking life, someone actually wants him. the only times David ever sees Max cry are when he finds that blank paperwork, and the day that David signs those adoption papers that make Max legally his. and from that moment on, every single summer of Max’s childhood is spent having… actual, legitimate fun at Camp Campbell. there is nowhere he’d rather be than with his dad, and his two best friends in the whole world.
Do you know how easy it’d be to dye blonde hair?
hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better
80’s anime style
glitch effect
glow effects
adding colors to grayscale paintings
foreshortening ( coil )
foreshortening ( perspective )
clipping group (lines)
clipping group (colors)
dramatic lighting ( GOOD )
shading metal
lighting faces
that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this
I M N O T A R O B O T
anyways i watched this
David: Wow, the stars are beautiful
Daniel: Yes
David: Y'know who else is beautiful?
Daniel: *blushes* Who?
David: Jasper.
So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Sometimes you just need to cry stay safe ya’ll! Never forget there’s always someone who cares !
Max and Mr.Honeynuts
This week’s episode was so good…
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Thanks Anons for the requests !!
alsoforenableingmeandmydavidaddiction
//expression meme is not mine if you’d like to request a character (preferably from camp camp ;3) for one of the expressions, I’d be honored to draw it for you! ;V;
Oh sweet sweet david you are the light of my life
because its 11:31, im illegally awake and I am dying
- The kids are all messing around with niel’s scientific stuff, trying to light fires in all sorts of different ways (Max and nikki is all up for the destruction, niel just likes to impress his friends with how compounds work with each other)
- David stumbles upon them doing this and starts to lecture the kids while gathering up the stuff
-Max just gets suddenly very pissed (possibly david says the wrong thing at the wrong time?) and shoves david, making him drop some extremely volotile elements blah-di-blah BOOM JUICE
- (coughcough split second before it goes boom boom David grabs max and just fuking THROWS HIM out of harms way (we all know thats possible, you cant argue)
- boom boom happens, David’s face his fucked up he goes to the hospital
- cue ashamed kids and confused max -why-did-he-save-someone-like-me-angst
- couple of weeks pass, they sneak into gwens car when she goes to visit him in the hospital. Gwen catches them just asks he aprks -blah-di-blah she lets them come.
- Max comes in, all moody with guilt and starts with something like “David if you say ‘I told you so’ I swear to god ill-” David just hugs him and says (like the pure boi he is) “Im so glad your okay!”
Doctor takes off David’s bandages, his eyes are severely damaged and he has scars all over his face - they announce he’ll never see again
- of course david still works at camp campbell because NO ONE CAN STOP HIM
- Cue fluff where the kids have to help him navigate and help him with activities
David : "Am I at the flag?” Max : “no, not yet just a little more” David : “how about now?” Max : “no david - ill tell you when where there” David: “....NOW?” Max :“for god’s sake - YES your right under it!” David : “Swell~! *salutes” Max : *turns him around so he’s actually facing the flag* “fucking idiot...” eventually and with a lot of practice though he learns how to navigate from instinct and hearing, ends up becoming legendary with hide-and-seek
IM NOT OBSESSED YOUR OBSESSED OBSESSED WITH BEAUTIFUL DANIEL IRISH SETTER AND BBY BOY BLACK BOMBAY MAXY YES this is mostly a refrence to all the times David picks Max up like he's weightless GOD HELP ME DAVID IS BEST DAD FUCK also one of David's dapples is shaped like a pine FUCK YES
YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING IMAGINE HOW PISSES OFF MARCO HAD TO BE IN ORDER TO PUNCH STRAIGHT THROUGH A BITCH! i MEAN FUCK! EVEN IF HE IS A GOOP MONSTER MARCO WANTED TO KILL THE BASTARD! HE WAS READY TO KILL HIM!! GOD DAMN MARCO MY PRECIOUS BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!