N0t-a-gh0st - Danny

don’t you just hate

when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??

no?

just me? cool

hot take: trans women can look however they want!

so

you see a lot of movies about how dangerous space is and aliens attacking the planet and being really hostile or attacking our spaceships and what not but

you know what’s really terrifying?

the ocean.

i’m not talking about sharks or jellyfish or even the creepy anglerfish

i’m talking about what we can’t see, like why are there not more movies about the deep ocean? “oh, because we don’t know what’s down ther—“

you don’t know what’s out there either and there are four alien movies, two AVP movies and at least two predator movies!

you want horror? let’s leave the sharks alone and have a submarine crash at the bottom of the ocean floor, let’s have scuba divers trying to catch a rare fish and finder a monster

like

the ocean

before every 8am class

I need a girl that I can talk to at 3AM about aliens and conspiracy theories.

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/

when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

ordered a binder and i’m excited but bummed it’s taking so long to get here