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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

The moment Feanor decides to kill the Teleri

Finwe, at his wedding with Indis: And now my dear friend Olwe will give a speech for us.

Olwe, stepping on the stage, smirking: Welcome back everybody!

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

It has been a while

Beren: I'm going to fight god.

Luthien: Not without me you're not.

Aragorn: Today I realised I'm old

Eomer: Oh? How so?

Aragorn: I slipped and fell in the courtyard and instead of laughing, all my Elven friends came running to see if I was alright

Eomer : (laughing)

Aragorn: I saw fear in Legolas’ eyes

wdym i can't hug that guy that hangs on that mountain on his one hand? he's just a little girl

Haleth: heavy is the chest that bears the tits, or however that saying goes.

Caranthir: ...not like that.

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way