Cute Things To Call Your Boyfriend 🥰😘

My Conversation w/ My Mom after I made her watch Holy Musical B@man

Me: So, what did you think?

My mom: I think you’d play that Sweet Tooth character pretty well!

Me(confused): Why?

My mom: Because you’re insane for liking this shit. Ooh! Or Robin!

Me: Why?

My mom: Because you’re small and easy to pick up.

Me: -_-

My favorite thing is in blooper videos, when Thomas is being happy and peppy in Virgil’s outfit. Because I love seeing Virgil like that, idk why I just do

Reggie: Guys I wonder if I can hear my heart beat with this microphone

Alex: That’s not how it wo-

Reggie holding the microphone to his chest: *plays the intro to Sweater Weather*

Luke: That’s my boy!!

thank you avantrisfam discord, i will not be shutting up about this

The Baseball Game in a nutshell

Whizzer: Marvin, are you feeling okay?

Marvin: Yeah, I’m fine.

Marvin’s inner monologue: Swiggity swot, I’m coming for that bald spot.

Twisted’s Opening Number: A Summary

Dylan: Hey, i’m not that bad. I just want to read and make the kingdom better.

Robert: SHUT THE FUCK UP! HEY GUYS LETS KiLl JaFaR!!!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

robert manion: *exists*

me:

why is Merlin so stressful I wasn't expecting this I came here for dumbassery and the repressed gay not for all this seriousness and consequences and DEATHS

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.