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At first I thought it was an off Broadway thing then she started flying and I was like HoLY SHIIIIT

I so vividly remember the first time I watched The Ballad of Jane Doe.

Like when I first read the plot summary of ride the cyclone this is what I imagined. This... show stopping number a real show stopper

The undertones of carnival music, the lights in the backround imitating the rides. And when she started flying my jaw dropped.

Couldnt think of a more perfect number I love it so much

mischa gets his wisdom teeth taken out and that's how he confesses his love for Noel

"your depressed"

WDYM??? I'M not depressed. I'M the mover I'M the shaker I'M the headline maker AND I GET UP

I really hope one of the kids from rtc died with a pack of cards in their pocket because waiting to move onto the afterlife/wait for when Karnak gets repaired is going to be boring as shit without a game of go fish.

Monique guboue is Noel’s French sona

I know it always throws me off bc I see them and then I’m like which Ricky/Mischa is it this time

The main American casts are funny because it's always Tiffany, Lillian, and Kholby but w different Mischa & Ricky's

Omg I loved those as a kid I would love to see this lmao

"Jane Doe with this head" "Jane Doe with that head" fools. Jane Doe with a Lalaloopsy head

Yes, the hair is included with this.

You know de sun is wising while descending

It goes own and own and own again

i know dis dweam of wife is nevew ending, it goes awound and wound and wound again

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If someone made a new birthday song just for me I think I would simply pass away

That would be hilarious

My personal opinion is that Penny doesn’t remember being dead. She may get flashes of what happened on the other side, but mostly she believes she either miraculously survived the accident or never got on the Cyclone to begin with.

On the other hand, it would be pretty funny if she remembered everything perfectly.

“Hey, Penny. Wanna come to the fall fair with us?”

“No thank you. The last time I went there, I got decapitated.”

I would cry

hey what if rtc ended with the curtains swinging shut and then the unmistakable screech of metal, followed by a loud, horrible crash, and then silence?

assorted rtc text posts

Please

what if 😳 we made out 🤯 in post war france 🇫🇷 and i was that fucked up girl 💃 and embraced a new man 😍 every night 🌙 and you 🫵 were the money 💰 the real ka-ching 💸

She be like weeee

Funfact! "The Ballad Of Jane Doe" doesn't actually need any wires, she can just do that.

I agree that song hits so fuckin hard man like especially the recorder solo

sugar cloud is a BOP those people ranking it so low on tiktok are INSANE

constance blackwood i would NEVER do you like that 💞

Bad egg on the youtubes

they they them LOOK

And then make passionate love all night on all the social media platforms!!!!

get yourself a girl who would write mostly positive feedback on your youtube comment wall!!

Noel is definitely a heathers fan you can’t tell me otherwise

noel, at 5am, trying to buy tickets: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

mischa, asleep, who went to bed 3 hours ago: if that's what you're into, моя любов

I am so normal abt these two

I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here

Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker

When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.

Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry

Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight

Constance - fresh a vaca do

The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it

Ocean - *insert joker quote here*

Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc

Penny - Penny

He likes penny :)

Constance: Ooh, somebody has a crush Mischa: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noel. I just think he's cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. *Later that night* Mischa, very much awake: Uh-oh.

Howdy hello I'm dingo!

Glad we can agree the noel!catfish theory is out- and I absolutely adore the Talia is a code name idea, it is 👌 as is, but I raise you, Talia is code name but only Mischa knows about it- its so funny to me, like Mischas just talking about how much he loves Noel and everyone's just sitting there thinking he's talking about a Ukrainian woman he's never met

Mischa: she's a poet, kind of emo but in a swag way... no I've never actually read her poetry but-

Noel: what are you talking about

Am I just saying this because the idea of Mischa being a sappy sweetheart gives me life, maybe, am I also just saying this because the idea of Noel having a giant crush on Mischa but not pursuing that crush because he thinks Mischas taken and Mischa having a crush on Noel and thinking Noel's just doesn't like him is funny, that's a good possibility

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

please elaborate about talia being a codename for noel, it's so brilliant and i need to Know More /nf

GLADLY thank you for asking 

- we all know mischa’s adoptive parents SUCK

- but mischa is such a sweet and romantic guy and he wants to be with noel so baddddd

- so noel has the idea to come up with a codename so that mischa doesnt have to hide too too much

- they don’t tell constance or ocean because constance will end up telling ocean and ocean can not keep a secret for the life of her

- ricky Knows. they didn’t tell him, he just Knows.

- ricky corners the two of them and confronts them in sign language, to which both of them turn bright red

- noel, in sign language “please don’t tell anyone”

- penny Also knows but shes new and hasnt fit into the dynamic yet so she doesn’t say anything

- this feeds into my personal favorite nischa hc, when the cyclone accident happened, mischa was holding his hat with one hand, and noel’s hand with the other

- they got scared and immediately reached for each other for support

- when mischa is texting “talia” he’s either sending noel really sarcastic observations about the happenings around them OR really really sappy sweet lovey-dovey texts

- he’s really annoyed that the warehouse doesn’t have wifi because he can’t be as affectionate as he usually is

- am i saying that, with this concept, talia the song is a thinly veiled song about noel? yes. yes i am. 

- after the song, when karnak offers to tell mischa what would happen, noel stops him because ocean and constance do Not Know and noel Cannot deal with more ocean bs rn

- anyways yes them

I be like "I'm not that obsessed with them" and then you look at my A03 history and oh boy.... What have i gotten myself into???

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)

Noel: I don’t do relationships.

Mischa: *exists*

Noel: Shit.

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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?

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Ocean: Just be yourself.

Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ricky: Couple weeks.

Constance: Six months.

Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.

Noel: See, Ocean?

Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.

Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.

Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.

Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.

Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.

Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Ocean: And Mischa is...

Ocean: Eagle Two

Mischa: Oh thank god.

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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!

Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ocean:

Ocean: I appreciate it,

Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Ricky: Ocean-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Constance: Ocean we gotta-

Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.

Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?

Constance: That’s voodoo.

Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.

Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Constance: That’s kinky.

Ocean: Oh my God.

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

GUYS I WAS REWATCHING RTC AND REALIZED THAT AT THE END PART OF TSIA MISCHA TAKES HIS HAT OFF AND THROWS IT TO NOEL WHO PUTS IT ON

I finally finished my perfectdolls fanfic, I hope you enjoy it