I Used To Have Dreams Where I’d Frolic Through Landscapes In Space Hyperbolic But I Couldn’t Reshape

While I may never be an Airbender And I don't know a tire from a fender This is the week for this— Nary a streak of cis— Sure do love being agender!  - Mod E

The man named Gaston loved to eat Breaking fast, he would have Mini Wheats But an empty container Made him a complainer Who’d throw it away and yell “Yeet!”  - Mod M

I feel like I’m almost patrollin’ These catalog pages I’m scrollin’ I’m lookin’ and hopin’ My classes are open With space left for me to enroll in  - Mod B

Verizon bought this, as they well might You’d think they would know how to sell, right? But they bought for a billion And sold for three million A non-fully-functioning hellsite  - Mods E, M, B

If one put together, say, three flocks And wanted a taxonomy box, The word ostentation Is one designation For a ludicrous number of peacocks  - Mod B

In English class no one would ask me What book I would take, were I at sea. See, nobody asked Cos you can't change the past They all knew that it's the Great Gatsby  - Mod E

The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will  - Mod M

I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich  - Mod E

I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M

Which company would be preferred best For all of this website's absurdness? Change on the horizon? Pfft, nah, that's Verizon And gone before we're off to WordPress  - Mod B

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