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I found out today that i am the exact height of 5 party size Doritos Bags.
or to tie one to a centrifuge with a knife sticking out of the wall that ever so slowly gets closer.
added to @no-pain 's meme
Agreed
ideas for tumblr staff
dont remove the boop button
stop banning trans women for no reason
I was talking with a friend about all the absolutely raw quotes on Tumblr and the random places they come from, like that one post with the mushrooms that says “you can’t kill me in any way that matters”. This brought up the philosophical discussions that turn into nonsense and back again yet keep making some semblance of sense the whole time so you love it and you hate it, the silly things that turn deep and philosophical, and the logical/illogical logic chains that refer to or resemble Diogenes’ “behold a man” moment.
Anyway, Tumblr is the lunatic’s philosophy sandbox.
FUCK
I JUST WANTED TO SCROLL DOWN TUMBLR AND BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE TRANS FLAG I GOT A FUCKING PORN BOT ACCOUNT. I HATE THIS.
Why would....why would I pay 35 bucks for a basic white t-shirt...
I could get a shirt at the dollar store and then take a green sharpie to it. That, and my shitty handwriting, would be much more representative of this hellsite™, don't you think?
Probably draw some robot smut on it too, some blorbos holding hands premaritally.