I’m Up Much Too Late For My Timezone And I’m Quickly Shoehorning In “crime Zone”: I See A Canine

He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty  - Mod B

I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E

Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M

Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B

Has your dashboard been feeling too hollow? In TikToks and memes do you wallow? A limerick a day Keeps the doctor away And that’s why you should give us a follow  - Mods E, M, and B

You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B

The Sith Lords, of course, we all knew of them I knew that the stories were true of them But all we had planned Had got quite out of hand When realized we, “Now there are two of them!”  - Mod B

In reality, I'm lying down On this campus's green, grassy ground But to rhyme grass with ass The chance couldn't just pass! So to lying to you I was bound. - Mod E

I’m sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you’ve ice) But who knows how long this will last?  - Mod E

Four followers of an old tenet Want to coup me and think that they’ll win it The truth’s my political Power’s now critical So I tell them that “I am the senate”  - Mod M

Not to be all doom and gloomity But poor baby Luz needs some soothing tea The finale just shocked me Like the emperor's rock peeps I really thought we'd get more Lumity  - Mod E

We thought they'd make Lilith a schemer But "young blood, old souls" would redeem 'er Mod M had a verse writ Expecting some worse shit But hey, that's the life of a memer  - Mod B

I used to have dreams where I’d frolic Through landscapes in space hyperbolic But I couldn’t reshape it To let me escape it I wonder if it was symbolic  - Mod M