When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin' - Mod E
He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty - Mod B
A season two fitting the aura Of bending and ghosts and aurora You can say that they botched it But still, hey, we watched it They could’ve done much worse by Korra - Mod B
There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans - Mod M
You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B
This limerick, I'd like to acknowledge That all of my thoughts are on college We only discuss (As we think and we fuss) 'Bout how to obtain some new knowledge - Mod E
In looking for rhyme inspirations, I turned to quadratic equations. But there's more than quadratics In recreational mathematics -- You get rhymes like "concatenations"! - Mod B
There once was a demon named King Who loved to collect lots of bling His friendship with Luz Started more as a truce But in time, ’twas to her he would cling - Mod M
Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW - Mod E
The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste - Mod M
I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M
I don't want to sound like a bitch Or end up dead in a ditch It's really not funny That college costs money So please—really, please—eat the rich - Mod E
We're happy to say / With a limerick a day / We wouldn't be here without teamwork!
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