There Once Were Two Brothers Named Stan Until One Wrecked The Other One’s Plan Which Then Led To A

It’s funny how we all admire it Today some shows even require it See, the tales everyone dreads From the seventeen hundreds Are an incomplete history of “pirate”  - Mod B

I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman  - Mod E

While I may never be an Airbender And I don't know a tire from a fender This is the week for this— Nary a streak of cis— Sure do love being agender!  - Mod E

When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin'  - Mod E

Would be nice if I could be class-browsing But admin can't seem to stop drowsing If everything could Be like they said it would By now I'd have meal plans and housing : (  - Mod B

Has your dashboard been feeling too hollow? In TikToks and memes do you wallow? A limerick a day Keeps the doctor away And that’s why you should give us a follow  - Mods E, M, and B

Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich”  - Mods E, M, and B

My apprentice is no longer sound I’m so sad that the brother I’ve found Is as lost as he is Since he was such a whiz But I tell him “I have the high ground”  - Mod M

I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M

About good queer rep, I have no qualm Which is why Owl House is the bomb aaaaaa AAAAAA That was my reaction to Grom :)  - Mod M