Latest Posts by pastemana - Page 3
fucking hell i forget that some people violently hate polyamory and are way too proud of admitting it :/
Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually
goodnightswithscar
ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back
Cleo isn't messing around....
Tags: @swanofstorie @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up
See pinned for commissions
new reaction image
Oh Applejack, we're really in it now
Wild Life shinyduo my beloved ?
No but srsly I think Gem is genuinely going to kill pearl >_>
Side note: they're both holding dice with gem's glowing in her fist
im the worlds most
You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
>It’s an election year
>Dsmp on the dash
close enough! Welcome back 2020
Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.
the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it
Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals
my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you
[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here
ohhh i know maybe i can bite all your fingers off
ENOUGH drawing those minecraft youtubers as twenty-something twinks can get some middle aged men with smile lines and grey hair at least
a gas leak wouldn't even affect me
Your honor my client's love language is money laundering
grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same
you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder
do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything