Latest Posts by pastemana - Page 2
A 7 HOUR HC TOUR VID FROM GRIAN? GO OFF KING!
"do you have any new year's retrospectives? any regrets or positive moments?" i dont rennemberrrrr :3c
Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments
Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry
👆 truest shit anyones ever said
I'm looking up vegetarian recipes, and
Maybe I'm just sleepy but I'm enjoying thinking about things farmers would categorically refuse to grow. Poison ivy. Evil potatoes
Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.
he loves
cubfan135 fact #134:
The Lover
Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)
the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything
im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin
i can't wait for all the life series planet and space symbolism to include that fuckass car now
octopus 2022 wrapped
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
im so glad that mumbo gets to show off how good he is at murder this episode. turns out the only thing holding him back is how much better he is at dying
hii hermitcraft fans. so i hear there's a controversy going on in your fandom and as a long-time dsmp fan and therefore someone who has seen this many times, i am warning you to NOT delete everything you own related to people who have done bad things, I beg of you, you WILL regret it. Every time this sort of thing happens people delete all their fics and fanart related to the figure in question and every time they regret doing so. Take a minute, calm down, orphan fics if you must, but DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.
What are your pronouns bruv???
HE. SHE. THEY. IT.
I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!
Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it
You're like a terrorist to me
