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From Whale Whisperer on Instagram.

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Psst. See them pull millions - if not a billion - pounds from nowhere for this funeral.

NHS? Cost of living crisis? The everyday person will suffer. I'm behind ye all the way. I think I would not be the only Irish person who will also stand behind you to get those fucks out of the position they have.

That died with the Queen. Do with them like the rest of the world. Only royal I like is that King with the funky hats

So

i simultaneously despise and criticize tiktok while also often enjoying tiktoks because i acknowledge that any medium of human expression will inevitably spawn things both marvelous and abhorrent. tiktok in particular is pretty sucks bad though i stand by this

I’m so normal about them it’s insane

,,,, h, ?, sbzb2&278: human Eddie for your troubles???????

The fact that nobody has made Sir Corvin D'Oro (a.k.a. my birb husband) fan art or even just comics panels posts on here despicable. Must I REALLY do all the work around here?!! UGH

I AM LOOKING

Ok ok hear me out:

Sausage finally snapping from being hunted by his visions and Eddie comforting him.

Do you see my vision?

Yeah

Click for better quality

Btw the bit in Spanish was translated by @cynthrey :3

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog

Me the moment Eddie and Oli slept together: aww, Eddie saw this little wet rat of a man in so much pain and decided to snuggle with him to comfort him and stay close in case he needed anything, Adoption Arc-

Tumblr the moment Eddie and Oli slept together: Sausage, He's Flirting With Your Dad

Move over SeaPeeSound, it’s time for MythicalSound

Also Hermes is now canonically bilingual (diversity win) and a weeb (diversity loss)

Oli with Eddie

oli orionsound: isekai’d dilf hunter

This is even funnier after Oli’s “slept with your father” joke

Sausage giving Eddie a massive bed is implying that Eddie is polyamorous and I’m here for it

“she just died, try to have some respect, she was a human being” that sure is a lot of words to tell me you’re not indian or pakistani or bangladeshi or irish or welsh or scottish or jamaican or west indian or kenyan or south african or zimbabwean or working class or princess diana

Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.

“We’ve been waiting for you”

u can't arrest these sick moves !!!!!

idea taken from here

[sorry this looks kinda shitty I haven't animated in a while]

where's yo head at?

apart from that I really like the song, THE MEMES ARE SO FUNNY FUCK-

anygays have this Stray shitpost haha

hi stray fans, i present to you this bc i havent seen anyone do it yet (has more of these)

I made another except this one is worse

Force feeds you another one. Am I milking this? Absolutely lol I just want to make,,,more,,,

Empires observations

Sausage’s latest video gave me thoughts:

My 1st theory is that Eddie is teaching sausage to make his own weapons is cause he knows he’s dying soon and wants to prepare Sausage.

My 2nd theory is that the tyrant king became a tyrant because of Pearls death. Pearl and him were good friends and when she died he became hateful of magic, because her own magic killed get. And Pearl is trying to communicate to Sausage to tell her story.

3rd theory ( not my own. But I agree with it) the tyrant king is evil sausage who escaped from the banished dimension.

the Empires SMP brainrot is so strong my dudes

Random headcanon: Eddie is deaf/HoH and prefers to communicate with sign language! As a result, Sausage is also fluent in it :D

Madre de Girasoles

Grant their next life

A bountiful harvest.

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A well-deserved update to my original painting of Saint Pearl! 🌻 Seeing my painting recreated in Minecraft by my favourite creators is extremely cool! I’ve also immensely enjoyed my game of telephone with Pixlriffs. Here are the events that led to this gif being created in something of a frenzy:

I paint this painting -> Pixlriffs builds a statue of my painting -> I make a painting of the statue of my painting -> Pixlriffs “paints” my painting in the statue that I painted based off the painting I painted -> I paint the painting that Pixlriffs “painted” in the statue that I painted based off the painting I painted

We’ve come full circle babey.

Loremaster Pix, along with being an archeologist and historian, is also an avid conspiracy theorist. He camps out in the Evermoore looking for the Frog Man. He looks for demons in the nether. He’ll lecture you on how a cave was likely formed by some horrible earthquake, theorized to be caused by the great Rapture, and then he’ll immediately tell you all about the totally real Redstone Lady that lives in the cave and eats creepers.

Pixlriffs wings but they're made from old adventure maps and you can see the writings on them still