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T’Challa Udaku and Steve Rogers are the two bigggest simps in the MCU.
Way back in 2018, I saved the lyrics “Can't I make you understand? You're having delusions of grandeur,” from Defying Gravity, Wicked, in a Google Doc of all my favorite quotes. However, upon rewatching all the Star Wars movies this year, I realized that I might not be the first person to like the line... looking at you Stephen Schwartz
okay, sure, but ravens absolutely qualify as omens
crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes
“bro”
“what bro”
“tell the whole world we’re bros”
*whispers* “we’re bros”
“why’d you whisper bro?”
“because you’re my whole world bro”
“b r o”
put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
“You get killed? Walk it off.” Was directly foreshadowing Pietro ‘I can run really fast’ Maximoff’s death
There were also at least two times where a single bullet was enough to give Quicksilver pause, which foreshadowed how he was going to die
What, you didn’t see that coming?
i’m just going to go ahead and say it: avengers endgame valued romantic love over familial and platonic and it Shows
I don’t like the picture on the right because his wrist is visible, but I just wanted to point out that the little wing symbol is on his new arm too 🥺
I swear canon or not I SWEAR I've heard Bucky call Steve Stevie, baby, dollface, sweetheart, and I blame all of you.
So last night I had this dream where I was looking at a gif set of Steve and Bucky kissing as Steve died, and it was super sweet and dream-me was all like “Awww, I’m glad that they at least made it canon before he died.” And then I woke up all happy that Stucky was canon. And then this hide wave of sadness hit me when I remembered that it’s not. That wasn’t real. That didn’t happen. It was just a dream. Endgame didn’t end with Tony getting to watch his daughter grow up, obviously. And Steve didn’t take the gauntlet from T’Challa and do the snap. And in Steve’s dying moments his century-long relationship with his one true love wasn’t confirmed with a kiss. No, it ended with him leaving Bucky and then not even giving him a glance while talking to Sam about how he ditched them for a girl in the forties. So yes, Erica, one COULD say that I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
people applauding marvel for its “first openly gay character” in endgame is only proof that we are living in the most pathetic timeline. you’re gonna tell me we’re in the year 2019 and a multi-million dollar industry lets a nameless extra use male pronouns for a dead, irrelevant partner during a throwaway scene in a three hour movie and we’re all supposed to bust a liberal nut at The Brazen Woke Inclusivity?? This is the same franchise that disallowed Valkyrie from being written as openly bisexual and made sure all the f/f content in Black Panther got the ax. Black and Brown creatives wanted to give us real representation but this bullshit is what we’re expected to applaud? nice try.
you could point a drill to the ground, break into the earth’s core, and even then the bar would still somehow be lower.
Doing a thing
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You ever just... yell about #avengers: endgame??
No one will notice we’re gone…
Title: Matchmaking
Summary: “Look, that was not my fault,” says a deep voice, crackling over the mic. Bucky jumps and clutches at his chest, heart pounding.
“Holy shit, you’re using the in game chat?” Bucky croaks. No one uses Destiny’s in game chat.
Word Count: 34k
Rating: PG-13
In the third movie of their trilogies, Tony, Steve, and Thor all lost something pivotal to their character. Tony had the surgery to remove his arc reactor; the device that inspired the invention of Iron Man. Steve left the shield behind after fighting with Tony. Hela destroyed Mjölnir during Thor’s first encounter with her. However, they all had something to soften the blow of these losses.
Tony’s arc reactor proved he had a heart. In Civil War, he starts a father/son bond with Peter Parker, who becomes important to Tony’s life, proving furthermore that he has a heart, but doesn’t need the arc reactor to prove it anymore. In IW, his heart broke when he watched Peter fade before his eyes.
Steve’s shield is important to the story of Captain America; it is there to protect him on the battlefield. However, before he went through the Captain America transformation, he had Bucky. Someone to protect him; Bucky put himself between Steve and danger - Bucky was Steve’s shield. Steve let his shield go after fighting Tony because he didn’t need it anymore - he had Bucky back. In IW, when Bucky faded, Steve lost the man who had always fought to protect him.
Mjölnir is there to give Thor control with his powers. Before the first film, he had grown up with Loki by his side; his brother and his best friend. Thor, however, was cocky and had the hammer taken away from him. When he learned his lesson, he used Mjölnir to battle against Loki. In Ragnarok, when Loki finally decided to settle and allow Thor to be his brother again, Thor didn’t need Mjölnir anymore. In IW, when Loki dies, Thor loses the last member of his family and goes on a journey to create Stormbreaker to fill the gap left behind. [Inspired by @fangirl-andproud]
No phrase will better fit Infinity War
Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing
25 years of ads peeled away
you’re not a real marvel fan unless you hate marvel
mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said
steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.
tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.
clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”
natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.
bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???
thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.
loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.
sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.
scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.
hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.
peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?
rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.
shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.
wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.
valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.
t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut.
stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.
bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?