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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

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woah mama you suck

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

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this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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BEEP

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

anyone seen any materials nearby? im looking to put an item to use