πͺ minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
π¦ speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
πͺ minecraft-elvis
bitch
π¦ speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
π« elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
πͺ minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
π¬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
π elvis-detector follow
Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
We infected your weed cigarette with little poison bugs that crawl in you and you smoked ittt π
premarital divorce
view your sandwich analytics in the Subway app under the "My Sandwich" tab
a discord server is like a backroom level in terms of horror and isolation
im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr
Birds are literally reptiles
omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot
this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for
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