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fucking the wound man for wounds

things that can be piqued

-Interest

-Curiosity

-Appetite

things that cannot be piqued

-Nuclear submarine

-Epson ET-2800 Inkjet Printer

-Regular submarine

the main character of dawson's creek was a magical boy named dawson skreek by the way #90s

All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

i dont think a record should ever cost fifty dollars. i dont think anything should cost that much. well except for the fifty dollar diamond which os the most important and expensive thing in all the land. and it can be yours to have sex with

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

998 - A great and powerful number.

999 - The biggest number

1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans