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998 - A great and powerful number.

999 - The biggest number

1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning

i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

now there may be a small hero of justice infestation around here, but i think if we capture and collar them and maybe nueter them or breed them we can use this supply of pathetic little sword saints to our advantage

A Jupiter truth is 1.2 times truer than an earth truth.

omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot

Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>

They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends

I have little legs and little wings and a little segmented body

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell