We Infected Your Weed Cigarette With Little Poison Bugs That Crawl In You And You Smoked Ittt 😛

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

prawncess... princess prawn

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!

[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]