Seeing Straight Men Be Disgusted By Booktok Smut Recommenders Has Actually Radicalized Me To The Side

now there may be a small hero of justice infestation around here, but i think if we capture and collar them and maybe nueter them or breed them we can use this supply of pathetic little sword saints to our advantage

shine normal like a plain rock

beetle 🪲 time

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

a discord server is like a backroom level in terms of horror and isolation

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

prawncess... princess prawn

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for