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I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he's the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save the world is to give me 40 million dollars.
Honestly I need more clearly country Hangman, just as a southerner. There’s a coupla good fics out there but I need more! Just bonfires and the dagger squad shootin the shit! Cause I ain’t a writer but I need more southern Hangman fics!
we have a lot of golden rich boy jake, i kinda want to see more traditional, country side boy jake and well maybe not RICH rich bradley, but he definitely had better situation as a child than jake.
maybe there was a time where jake can’t even eat dinner because his parents have 4 children and jake had to give up his dinner so his little siblings can eat. and he definitely can’t have pet besides the dog that his father’s boss owned. he grew up with love, but was struggling. that’s why he enlisted right after high school graduation, to ease his parents weight and so he can have better place to sleep and if not better, something to eat.
and bradley grew with both a lot love and privilege. he has both an admiral and a captain as his foster parents with no siblings. he got lonely sometimes, but mav and ice got him a dog, it was big and very fluffy and it costs them good amount of money just for the grooming and the food. bradley had some remote control cars, and many other good toys growing up. he only have to fend for himself when he cut off mav (which led to him restricting himself from ice too) with the money he saved, got into the best college he can find by scholarship and live in a dorm. but he definitely was in a better situation than jake.
so when they got together, bradley takes jake to a lot of dates, from movie date to fancy dinner date. he spoiled jake. when they moved in together, bradley got jake his first pet, and he drives with jake back to texas to meet his family. and when bradley and mav’s relationship is mended, jake makes sure to go with him to mav and ice’s house, making sure he never gets lonely. they lift each other up basically.
goose asking maverick for one more volleyball game like “please for me?? for ME???” but he’s like not today bro and leaves
Despite the fact that he’s been assured, repeatedly, and in several different ways, that he’s never and nor has he ever been or will he ever be, an inconvenience, Jake still doesn't want to be a bother, even though a little voice in the back of his mind–that sounds an awful lot like Bradley—whispers he's being ridiculous. But Jake is stubborn and hard headed on the best of days and he hasn’t made it this far in life by relying on other people. He’s always been more than capable of taking care of himself and that doesn’t need to change now, just because he has someone in his life.
Or--
Jake really doesn't know what love is and Bradley takes it upon himself to show him that it's the simple, little things that matter the most.
Goose and Iceman live and they're wingmen ☺️
Found this gem while watching Planes (2013) with my nieces and I can't stop thinking about it 😁
OOOOHHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AUTHOR
The Final Chapter
Here is Chapter 40 of Sliding into Home
If you’d like to start from the beginning. Here is Chapter 1
oh my god I’m already sobbing
DID WE JUST GET TWO CHAPTERS?!
Welcome to the beginning of the end.
These two are gonna be the death of me
glens never fucking escaping the allegations my god
Rooster: “I love it when my life spices itself up with ✨depression✨”
Hangman: “Bradley- honey- no.”
Has this been done yet?
why did icemav both pick the tallest bitches in the navy to be their backseaters like bro you can't see out of your rearview mirror cause their giant heads are blocking the entire god damn window
This man would have the hottest takes about icemav istg
Val Kilmer Truths
The Top Gun movies: never make explicit reference to the actual height of Maverick, uses various staging tricks to disguise the height of Tom Cruise and make him appear taller, only a few shots actually show how short Maverick is compared to the other characters
Top Gun fanfiction: is something SHORT in here or is that just MAVERICK
*sobbing as I repeatedly press the kudos button and it just keeps saying I've already left kudos*
Short DPXDC Prompts #430
Danny Phantom becomes Killer Moth’s sidekick.
TFC never got to experience the rift. No randomly getting a compass. No adventuring. No digging a tunnel in empires.
In the next seasons there will be no strip mines to get lost down. No minecart rails surrounded by diorite stairs. No stockpile of materials and riches, more than the king could ever wish for.
No hearty laughs. No cool fonts saying to like and subscribe. No fanfic reviews.
I miss TFC. A lot.
is he “trauma dumping” on you or have you just not unpacked what the patriarchy has taught you outside of “woman bad” and you think men expressing any kind of emotion or vulnerability is bad actually.
Apparently I badly want to go on my “stop making fun of plague doctors, they were ahead of their time and doing the best they could with the primitive equipment they had available” rant.
Ah yes the year I almost ruined my hair by split dying it by hand
feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.
Oh my god they fuckin killed him dude
They fucking killed a gnome in my yard
🛸 .。.:*° 🌙 • .°• 🚀 ✯ .°• ★ * ° .。.:*・°. .°• 🛰 °· 🪐. • ° • ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. • .°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°
mutuals look we are in the planetarium together
Made time for this. Kevin Conroy was one of my favorite influences. The comic is a reference to the episode Beware the Gray Ghost, in which Batman needs the help of an actor he admired as a child to solve a crime. Batman: “As a kid, I used to watch you with my father. The Gray Ghost was my hero.“
As some folks on tumblr have pointed out, Simon Trent (Gray Ghost) was voiced by Adam West.
"It seemed to roar from thirty years of frustration, confusion, denial, love, yearning...yearning for what? An anchor. A harbor. A sense of safety. A sense of identity. Yes, I can relate. Yes, this is terrain I know well. I felt Batman rising from deep within." -"Finding Batman" by Kevin Conroy (from DC Pride 2022)
In memory of Kevin Conroy, I'm reposting his story in his own words. We were so lucky to have Kevin share a piece of his soul with us through playing Batman for over thirty years, and his loss is heartbreaking for an entire generation who grew up with him as our Batman. I'm incredibly grateful to have lived in a world where he got the opportunity to play that role for us for so long and in so many different productions. RIP to a good man, a legend, and one of the most iconic voice actors of all time.
already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA
don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts
yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day
the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one
Literally this is what she's supposed to do but it's so sexy to actually do it
LOOOKIT IT ITS SO FLUFFY!!! Wait what about when it gets wet and dries out?? Does it do the poof thing
for your consideration: fluffy dragon
ITS OUT TODAY!!!
begging screaming crying that noel macneal meant that bear in the big blue house is coming to disney+ this year
I would wholeheartedly read something like this without romance, y’know? Just doing stuff with the jackass guys
pov you start traveling with the jackass crew to take pictures and design stuff for them
*i might write about this idk yet*