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I used to try and track down anything I could about the asexual community when I was figuring myself out and I latched on to the idea of space and the black ring because of those identifiers. I realized that I stopped getting all of those posts when this stuff started getting pushed out again. Hell when I first came out people asked for a nickname and I said Ace, and then straight people started telling me I couldn’t do it anymore

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

Bonk.

i was originally gonna link to the thread but i know not everyone would go out of their way to click on it so heres this thread i saw. twitch needs to be held accountable for how horribly they have treated people with disabilities. there has been so many stories similar to this one and that should never be the case.

#why is this every Adam Sandler movie ever

Monty has my whole heart! And all of my almonds

love is stored in the monty

YO GUYS, STEVE-OS ON GMM!!!

Wdym Jackass doesn't have good rep? We've got a manwhore, a sleepy guy, a whole himbo, a cishet portlander, a dude with only one ball, two pro skaters(one of them is goth!), an edgy tumblr user, and a scaredy cat!

The Welsh Viking is pretty cool! 

Rachel is giving us so much CONTENT today, I love her so much omg

no one talks about how ehren grew up in a family of morticians, and frankly that’s hurts a little

drink some water and wash your face

brain has not fully returned uh im just gonna watch yt for a bit

Poopies is a boss tho tbh, mans got a shark bite. Fuckin gnarly. he's awesome

poopsies beating zendaya for best kiss at the MTV awards will never not be hilarious

as much as I love the jackass guys, I don’t think I would ever trust any of them with my drink because I’m 100% certain that they would either lose it, spill it, or drink it 😭

love when the jackass guys are like "dont perform these stunts at home we're professionals!!" professional what?? whores?

Spoilers for ISWM and MAJOR Theory-mongering

OK SO there has to be a center, some gravity well that keeps the circles revolving right? So if the loops are circles there has to be something that it spawned from...and that's WKM. WKM IS THE CENTER, ITS HOW ALL OF THIS STARTED. So WKM is the “gravity well” what's the first ring of loops? A Date With Markiplier. That's how we were introduced to the loops, the concept. That was minimal damage, just minor world breaking. THEN it gets worse. Something in the second ring (Heist With Markiplier) triggers cross universe contamination. The artifact is probably what did it, but more serious damage, like loops in the main loop of the story. Now with this third ring, everything is coming up, there are too many loops, too many endings, so what happens? Whole system reset. Mark broke it too many times and now the whole universe is going to be scrapped. 

Circles upon circles, where does it end?? You might be right in going back, but I don't think it’s far enough. We should go all the way back. 

A Log of Attempts

This post contain spoilers for In Space With Markiplier, Please proceed with caution.

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Hello, this is a captain speaking.

I’ll be using this log to track the ending’s I’ve reached so far in order to avoid dupications or possible complications within the timeline. If all goes well I’ll have my ship and my life back from the endless loop I find myself in.

Only time will tell.

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First Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. I save my crew. I find the ligth. I follow the greatest plan. I end up in the credits. I witness countless lives I’ve never led. ETA May 2nd, 2022 Second Attempt: I save my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. She’s everywhere. I find the light. I become a detective. I make it to the set. I end up in the credits. I recognize a new life in the countless I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Third Attempt:  I save my head engineer. I allow those more knowledgible to help me. She’s everywhere. I find the light. I become a detective. I beg them to think of the Colonists. I find peace. I’m awoken for a moment by a face I recognize but it is only for a moment. I’ve finally reached a true end.

Fourth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I jump in again. I jump in again.

Fifth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. She’s back. I end up on the other side of the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd 2022.

Sixth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. She’s back.  I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Seventh Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. I let one door open but close another. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Eight Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I depend only on myself. I wake up to no alarms. I save my crew from it. I find the light. I jump in again. I become a detective. I’m stuck in a Cecil H.H. Mills novel. I let one door open, opened another but closed the third. I have been here before. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022

Ninth Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I find the mask. I find him but he sends me back. I understand now where we are truly headed. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Tenth Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I find the mask. I don’t hesitate anymore. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Eleventh Attempt: I save my head engineer. I trust my head engineer entirely. Mark saves I save my crew. I find the light. I attack at every chance I get. I follow the greatest plan using a device I never got in this timeline. I end up in the credits. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Twelfth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I call for backup and recieve the greatest plan. I wake the crew and recieve cookies. I rely on myself from this point forward. I save my crew from it. I jump in again. I jump in again. I jump in again. I find the mask. I reach him again and he sends me back. I end up in the credits. I recognize almost all the lives I witness. ETA May 2nd, 2022.

Thirteenth Attempt: I lose my head engineer. I blow it up before it blows me up. I believe that its all a dream. I find the light. I become a detective. She’s Back.  I end up on the other side of the credits. I witness all the lives that came before and see myself in every one. ETA May 2nd 2022.

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After this last loop, I don’t know if there’s anything left to search within this wormhole. 

I’ve suffered through countless deaths and all I’ve come to realize is that my choices will always lead me to two constants. First, I’ll always reach the light as it’s the catalyst for the loop itself. Second, I’ll always witness the multiverse collapse due to my own actions. The only way to expirience a different outcome is to stop making choices outright. 

Due to this lack of change, I’ve decided to return to the orignal loop, the heist, to look for clues. It’ll give me something to do as the world begins a knew. Maybe I’ll even figure out how a handful of its inhabitence ended up in our own universe. Find something I overlooked during my first tangle with the heist loop.

I’ll take anything to help prepare myself for Part 2; whatever he meant by that.

BADA BING BADA (EXPLOSION)

it's me, the wormhole

EXACTLY!!! IM JUST GOING IN CIRCLES MY BRAIN IS RUNNING LIKE A LITTLE HAMSTER WHEEL SO FAST I THINK ITS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE

DO I NEED TO MAKE MY OWN CORKBOARD THEORY BOARD FOR THIS FUCKING INTERNET VIDEO!!! YOU MR MARKIPLIER HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT!!

Its like Heist, but... there's something off this time. It doesn't seem like a regular Markiplier Production? like it DOES but also doesn't at the same time. Cause I think Burt is the key to this though, its like he knows what's going on but HAS to be cryptic about it???

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

Ok OK I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING!! So I think Mark started this whole thing again to jumpstart us into joining him. It seems like he’s trying to show what happened to the actor when he learned that he could die and be reborn. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IM SO CONFUSED

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

I see many botanists are like me lol, we all are obsessed with all the plants.

so what's your specific area of study?

all of them. i have adhd lol

There has to be at least one beach episode where they go talk to a sea monster and Jack Black does the shirtless Slavic kick?? to communicate with it. I would pay money to watch the shit out of this. 

That reminds me, I think there should be a series where Lucy Liu and Jack Black are partners in a supernatural detective agency in an urban fantasy setting where they help various mythical creatures with lost items, missing fae pets, and generally work hard to investigate all the elements of the metaphysical which accidentally scampered through the open window between the worlds.

Importantly their cases don't involve crime or law enforcement, they are helping people, not hunting criminals. Neither of them ever carries a gun.

God, I wanna play d&d so bad but I have no one to play with... WHYYYYYY!!!

danneel right now, holding jensen’s phone: you can have it in the morning

jensen: but i want to tell them i L O V E him

danneel, thinking about how misha did this just to torture her specifically because she desperately wants her husband to drunkenly tweet his love for both castiel and misha collins but can’t let him: god, im gonna kill him. 

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

How many Supernatural fans are there on Tumblr?

You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined. 

Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

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