Hotch When Someone Tells Him Some Tea: Your Secret Is Safe With My Indifference.

I want to see something.

Reblog this if you believe in bi and autistic Hotch.

Xisuma, asking Evil X if he wants to go to bed: Do you want to use the sleep?

Evil X: …

Xisuma:  …

Evil X: …

Xisuma to himself, horrified: Maybe I need to use the sleep…

Ok but The Seven would totally beg Reyna to tell embarrassing stories about younger Jason, and she would totally comply, like it’d go something like this…

“Reyna tell me that story about Jason accidentally flying into a tree.”

“Oh that was hilarious, you should have seen how red he was and-”

“Oh my gods, Reyna sTOP!”

Search histories part 3: Regulus Black

Sorry for coming for you, babe. We're just too similar.

Even if Xisuma makes sure the other Hermits don't push themselves too hard, Xisuma himself does. Luckily, Keralis has the uncanny ability to know if his boyfriend has been working too hard.

It’s like a spider sense. Sometimes Bdubs or Tango will hear him bolt upright and fly away in the middle of the night because Sashwam is still awake, and he needs cuddles.

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*In the middle of a JLA meeting

Green Arrow: Batman…is there something under your cloak?

Batman: …

Nightwing: *peeps out

Red Hood: *peeps out

Red Robin: *peeps out

Spoiler: *peeps out

Batgirl: *peeps out

Signal: *peeps out

Robin: *peeps out

Batman: Technically I am under it.

Superman: Technically you’re a minivan. How are you all fitting in that seat?

“say you won’t let go” - some touch starved scenarios

prompt list by @novelbear

heart pounding whenever the other does so much as to hold onto their wrist while guiding them through a crowd

one just casually sitting down on the other's lap and they start internally freaking the hell out

hesitantly tugging the other's fabric of their shirt or sleeve, testing the waters

^^ the other notices so they pull them into a hug, smiling as they just watch them melt

"wait, don't go, please.."

"is this okay?" "it's more than okay."

already barely holding it together as they're getting their hand held but then they feel that reassuring squeeze and they just can't

wearing the others' clothes so that it can at least feel like they're hugging them, even for just a moment

feeling so lonely that they have to call their lover/friend, just to get a sense and reminder that they're still there

^ trying and failing to hold back their tears as they do so

"can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

when the other holds onto their waist briefly as they're passing by and it just send chills down their spine

breaking down mid-hug because they just needed this so much

their breath hitching whenever the other gets a little closer

^ feeling crushed when that action is taken as a sign of discomfort, and they watch them slowly back off

holding onto a stuffed animal/pillow, imagining that it's their lover in their embrace instead

one leaning their head onto the other's shoulder suddenly and they just freeze

"i wasn't sure how much longer i could have taken this..."

Undo the Damage of Sitting

Reyna if Olympus had their own version of the Met Gala!

there's a bit of a language barrier there I think I just wanted a excuse to use this headcanon, but the dudes! the guys be vibin! did have another three pages planed for this, never got around to it though,,,

transcript and extras below the cut!

Cleo: What do you mean maybe? Zed, You always talk about how well you understand Galactic??

Zedaph: Hey! I can Read galactic very well, yes! ,,,spoken is, a different story however,,, Gem: yea, spoken galactic is honestly a struggle to learn,,,

Zedaph: Hey! I can Read galactic very well, yes! ,,,spoken is, a different story however,,, Gem: yea, spoken galactic is honestly a struggle to learn,,,

Scar: what's with X trying to egg Grian into starting the                        another war over there Cleo:,,,Scar

Scar: hmm? Cleo: Scar, last week you said you didn't know any galactic.

Scar: oh, no no, I don't, why?

Zedaph/Gem/Cleo:,,, Scar: ,,, OH! Is that what that language is????

and here's the unused part of the script + my thumbnails! if any place deserved this part of the script, it'd be Tumblr <3