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british hermits, most to least normcore, by my own whims (normcore here associated with arranging and participating in social events, often with the lads, and or fitting in at an office dayjob):
grian. he's the most normcore british hermit. they're all strange, but he's the one most likely to be assimilate into the real world. can be imagined going to nandos with the lads (Jimmy, Joel etc.)
falsesymmetry. ok getting weirder. false is a little deranged but she gets things done. you can look at her and assume she's normal and being weird is a hobby for her
stress. stress IS deranged but she does run a fitness channel which decreases her weird points. she's also responsible and prioritizes her children over her minecraft, so I'd trust her with real world responsibilities
rendog. there is something wrong with him (affectionate), but i think he'd get enrichment from being introduced to the lads at spoons
xisuma. he has tried so hard to be normcore that he's fallen out of the other end. this vibe is almost overwhelming in an xisuma stream when you're listening to cleo sigh and go 'oh x'. would perplex the lads at spoons and refuse to eat at nandos
cleo. try and introduce cleo to the lads and they'll dissolve. loner energy. perfectly suited to being online. hermit most likely to understand joe hills. with enough prep will approach the lads like a cat sniffing through the door (and then get involved in a series of death games)
mumbo jumbo. it's quite simple really. redstone whizz who cycled the whole way across europe for fun. mumbo is a special flavour but it's not normcore (idk what it is tho)
zedaph. least normcore. why is he like that? it's wonderful, but why? he perplexes even the gamecode. phenomenal work
~Xisumavoid in Mace Race~
(HC X ep. 1179)
Reblogs are very much appreciated!<33
Close-ups:
Sketches:
Used materials: coloured pencils and a graphite pencil
~Rendog, gtwscar, Xisuma, mumbo, and others fanart~
Rendog in @kingtheghast 's incredible space explorer jumpsuit skin
Scar because I haven't drawn him in a while, and I missed his Elven skin and Mumbo because I've never drawn just him and wanted to lol
I've been obsessed with drawing Xisuma lately. He's like so incredibly fun to draw
Reblogs are appreciated!<3
Can you draw a tiny Evil X just existing in the void
That or them biting somebody affectionately like a cat
THERE YOU GO! The moment i saw this ask, i knew i had to animateit! (Version without the zoom here, bc tumblr isnt letting me post 2 pictures :/)
also, a very very very late drawing for day 9 of @evil-xisapril because i havent had much time to draw lately!
Can I request literally anything evil Xisuma related
OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS ONE!
(In zedaphs voice) I present to you, created from a milk snake and an evil xisumavoid,…
*pow cachow, awesome evil transformation noises, woooo*
MILK SNAKE EVIL XISUMA!!! THE EVILIEST SNAKE OF ALLLLLLL
Here's my original post about snake ex
Can I request literally anything evil Xisuma related
OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS ONE!
(In zedaphs voice) I present to you, created from a milk snake and an evil xisumavoid,…
*pow cachow, awesome evil transformation noises, woooo*
MILK SNAKE EVIL XISUMA!!! THE EVILIEST SNAKE OF ALLLLLLL
Here's my original post about snake ex
Can I request literally anything evil Xisuma related
OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS ONE!
(In zedaphs voice) I present to you, created from a milk snake and an evil xisumavoid,…
*pow cachow, awesome evil transformation noises, woooo*
MILK SNAKE EVIL XISUMA!!! THE EVILIEST SNAKE OF ALLLLLLL
Here's my original post about snake ex
x-xisuma again? More xisuma? Treat? Shrimpsuma
Eepy shrimpsuma :3
Keralis found him and gave him the blanket lol
If you dont vote evil x ill commit evil crimes!!! Just you wait!
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
“THEY'RE SO NON GENDER CONFORMING CODED.”
“We have he/they on canon for a reason, a very evil transgender swag reason 🏳️⚧”
TibbyCaps:
Submitted for: Artimators SMP
Headcanons: Transmasc, he/him
Propaganda: Transmasc irl
“[The submitter is] here for Tibby and Tibby only please make him win. He's literally trans and also really cool.”
“PLEASE, IF HE WINS AGAINST XB [the submitter] WILL COSPLAY HIM.”
“His shield in Artimators is a trans flag!”
“Vote Tibbycaps, [the submitter is] going insane, because, yes, not only he is irl trans. But how does everyone miss that he just is trans??? [They] don't even know how to describe it. Like, he just feels so trans. As a person. The gender is strong with him. Even if he were cis he'd still be trans. Does that make sense? Like. Augggg [they don’t know] how to actually. Put this into words. [They] can't handle this, Tibby is the best, most transest, he deserves to win this!!”
“Tibby is the awesomest!! Vote for Tibby, his art is so, so cool and awesome!! Also he's the transiest trans to ever. Trans. And that's coming from a trans person >:3”
“Tibby isn't a trans man, he's the man that transed up. Or trans that manned up. Either way, vote Tibbycaps.”
“Vote Tibbycaps!!!! He's [the submitter’s] favorite youtuber and he is so cool and awesome :D He's so trans the energy just. Exudes off of him. Like you can't hear him talk for more than five seconds without going "Yea that guys trans" /pos. Go watch Tibbycaps if you wanna see for yourself. Sub to Tibby”
“Tibbycaps is so trans he could be like "I'm the trans fairy, fairy of the trans," and [the submitter would] be like “Yes Tibby, you're so right Tibby. Vote Tibbycaps.”
“Tibbycaps is the bestttttt, vote Tibbycaps! Hes:
-trans, like so trans
-autism (boy autism (<-/ref))
-such a good artist!!
-fucking HILARIOUS
-makes such good videos
-has good vibes all around
-[the submitter’s] comfort streamer”
hi!
may i have an evil x resting/chilling out?
Here you go! Hope ya like it :3
Yes hes wearing zeds hoodie n slipper
VOTE EVIL X OR ILL COME FOR YOUR KNEECAPS!!!!
(ill draw u an art request if u vote for them)
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
“THEY'RE SO NON GENDER CONFORMING CODED.”
“We have he/they on canon for a reason, a very evil transgender swag reason 🏳️⚧”
TibbyCaps:
Submitted for: Artimators SMP
Headcanons: Transmasc, he/him
Propaganda: Transmasc irl
“[The submitter is] here for Tibby and Tibby only please make him win. He's literally trans and also really cool.”
“PLEASE, IF HE WINS AGAINST XB [the submitter] WILL COSPLAY HIM.”
“His shield in Artimators is a trans flag!”
“Vote Tibbycaps, [the submitter is] going insane, because, yes, not only he is irl trans. But how does everyone miss that he just is trans??? [They] don't even know how to describe it. Like, he just feels so trans. As a person. The gender is strong with him. Even if he were cis he'd still be trans. Does that make sense? Like. Augggg [they don’t know] how to actually. Put this into words. [They] can't handle this, Tibby is the best, most transest, he deserves to win this!!”
“Tibby is the awesomest!! Vote for Tibby, his art is so, so cool and awesome!! Also he's the transiest trans to ever. Trans. And that's coming from a trans person >:3”
“Tibby isn't a trans man, he's the man that transed up. Or trans that manned up. Either way, vote Tibbycaps.”
“Vote Tibbycaps!!!! He's [the submitter’s] favorite youtuber and he is so cool and awesome :D He's so trans the energy just. Exudes off of him. Like you can't hear him talk for more than five seconds without going "Yea that guys trans" /pos. Go watch Tibbycaps if you wanna see for yourself. Sub to Tibby”
“Tibbycaps is so trans he could be like "I'm the trans fairy, fairy of the trans," and [the submitter would] be like “Yes Tibby, you're so right Tibby. Vote Tibbycaps.”
“Tibbycaps is the bestttttt, vote Tibbycaps! Hes:
-trans, like so trans
-autism (boy autism (<-/ref))
-such a good artist!!
-fucking HILARIOUS
-makes such good videos
-has good vibes all around
-[the submitter’s] comfort streamer”
Once again,
EVERYONE VOTE EVIL X AND IF YOU DO ILL DRAW YOU AN ART REQUEST!!!! GOGOGO MAKE THEM WIN AGAIN!!!! THEY SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!!
Raddles:
Submitted for: Server not specified
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “She is transgender and bisexual irl.”
“Catgirls shall prevail.” - Rad Raddles herself
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
Another ex headcannon:
So, Ex cannonicly knits, right?
I think they probably do it in order to relax for a bit and cool down a bit. So they can take a break from all the evil scheming he does, and just focus on knitting for a bit.
Then, i started thinking about other hobbies he might have picked up in order to chill out for a bit and i immediately thought of cooking. (and gardening)
Like, just imagine:
For years, he hates it. They're way too lazy to learn it and not patient enough for it either. All they eat are shitty microwaved meals.
Until one day, someone (probably Zed or Xisuma) finally forces them to learn it. They get annoyed at first and refuse to cooperate, but eventually, once they get better at it, start to enjoy it.
At some point they start cooking on their own (without Zed's or X's help) and they realize how much fun it can be.
After a while, they refuse to let anyone else inside the kitchen while they're cooking. After all, it's one of the few things that makes them feel at peace, and there's no way they are letting anyone disturb it, or see them this relaxed. (he also doesn't want anyone to find out that he poisoned Xisumas food)
[For more: join the evil x discord]
1 xisuma void please <3
Beezooma is busy organising his items :3
VOTE EVIL X ON THIS POLL TO GET FREE ART
Click for better Quality & Please reblogg my art!
Is this anything
Join the evil x discord :3 by @autistic-evil-xisuma!
VOTE EVIL X ON THIS POLL TO GET FREE ART
REMINDER THAT ANYONE WHO VOTES EVIL X WILL GET AN ART REQUEST FROM ME!!!
evil x lovers we need to unite and secure their win.
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
AWWW THATS SO CUTE OMG!!!!
MORE SUGGESTIONS!
Evil x cooking some food :3 hopefully they don't end up setting it on fire or something...
lazy comic! no spaghetti for EX :,(
SAMEEE!!! I WILL ALSO GIVE EVIL X VOTERS ART!!!
Please please please vote for them. Please. Reblogg this, share it, talk about it, HELL THEM WIN!!!!!
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
I love it when people make Evil x completely overpowered, but still make him act like an absolute derp & mess up all his evil schemes on accident.
Like yes!!! They COULD take over the entire hermitcraft server, if it weren't for the derpyness. Because in order to be an evil masterMIND you need to actually be smart.
1 xisuma void please <3
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Tubbo_:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: None submitted
Technoblade:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Agender, he/him
Propaganda: “Techno is responsible for So Much of [the submitter’s] gender, no joke.”
“THAT MAN SCREAMS AGENDER ALONG WITH APAGENDER AND ALSO SCREAMING I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND NOT CARING FLUCTUATING HIS MASCULINITY AND FEMININITY NO MATTER THE PRESENTATIOn!!”
“Look, Techno is the most trans ever- like how do compete with a Pig that is drawn as a anthropomorphic boar, an anime girl, and just a dude. How can anyone compete with that?”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
IF YOU VOTE EVIL X AND SHOW ME PROOF ILL DRAW YOU STH COOL!!!! GO VOTE EVIL X PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE
Tubbo_:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: None submitted
Technoblade:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Agender, he/him
Propaganda: “Techno is responsible for So Much of [the submitter’s] gender, no joke.”
“THAT MAN SCREAMS AGENDER ALONG WITH APAGENDER AND ALSO SCREAMING I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND NOT CARING FLUCTUATING HIS MASCULINITY AND FEMININITY NO MATTER THE PRESENTATIOn!!”
“Look, Techno is the most trans ever- like how do compete with a Pig that is drawn as a anthropomorphic boar, an anime girl, and just a dude. How can anyone compete with that?”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
AAAAA OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!! THE SHIRT, THE EVIL PLANS AND THE LIL DOODLE OF ZED LISTENING TO EX!!! AAAAAAA
I love zedex <2 they mean sm to meeee!!!
...Also anyone who doesn't know this dynamic (or wormex ig) should check out the beginning of Zedaph's #22nd and 38th episode of Hermitcraft season 5 + Xisuma's episode 680 :3333 (<-totally innocent suggestion, not at all trying to spread zedex propaganda./s)
If ur still doing this, a lil zedaph & evil ex doodle? Or drabble, idm either :D
never thought about that pairing but its still so cute to me..
vote roomies at LSAB to get doodles from me! there is still time for us to win!
Here's a lil painting of one of the scenes in wolau! Aka a street inspired by/referencing the hermitcraft shopping districts
There's SO many hermitcraft easter eggs hidden in here, plsplspls ask me about the buildings / object so i can rant about the AU / references!!
Its the shopping district that shows up in chapter two of my fic, "a golden thread" (which will be released soon) I'll post an alt version of this once the second chapter is out, so go sub to my fic if u don't wanna miss it :3
Close up of my fav buildings below!
If anyone can guess why there's a zebra on the library i will tell you a secret about wolau (hint: it's not a hermitcraft reference)
I doubt anyone will be able to guess that correctly bc it's v v silly wkdhkajd
HOLLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A WAY TO INCLUDE KERALIS AND XISUMAS BEE-THEMED SKINS IN WOLAU
...Incase yall are wondering why the second chapter is taking so long, it's cause i keep coming up w/ new art ideas for it. Also, I'm only halfway through the chapter and already at 2.3k words... Oops-
I think ill only include the 3 artworks I've already drawn in this chapter so i can try n finish it this week, I'll just post Keralis' & Xisuma's bee outfits with their character designs (once i actually have time to get started on the character designs)
Do yall have any xisuma or evil x fic recs, where x isn't a serious/responsible/stoic/calm/all knowing/etc. Admin? Bc those fics r nice and all but i miss reading about him being a derp :( he can be a responsible admin, but let him be silly too!!! Let him participate in shenanigans!!! Let him be a furry!
(preferable platonic fics)
Failed at going back to sleep. Anyways, prevs tags:
YOU GET ME DUDE! YOU GET ME! I LOVE EVIL X UNCLE FICS OMG (the only ones i don't like is where x is like rly rly responsible and srs persons whos overly cautious and stoic and shit, bc it feels a lil ooc when hes not a total derp, but that's my subjective opinion!!! No hate to ppl who like the responsible admin X trope :D)
yall i need fic suggestions
Currently OBSESSED with evil x, my favorite tropes are:
1. Hes not evil. Hes trying to be, but he really sucks at it
2. Hes the scapegoat. The forgotten brother. Hes the one who always got blamed for everything and never had a support system. He became the thing they were scared of out of self defense, out of desperation. He never had a choice. He never wanted this. But at least hes the one getting hurt and blamed for everything, not his brother. (or, alternatively: hes so angry at his brother for getting everything evil x ever wanted to have)
Currently OBSESSED with evil x, my favorite tropes are:
1. Hes not evil. Hes trying to be, but he really sucks at it
2. Hes the scapegoat. The forgotten brother. Hes the one who always got blamed for everything and never had a support system. He became the thing they were scared of out of self defense, out of desperation. He never had a choice. He never wanted this. But at least hes the one getting hurt and blamed for everything, not his brother. (or, alternatively: hes so angry at his brother for getting everything evil x ever wanted to have)