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Hit anime of the summer!
Fave martin blackwood things:
- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you
- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes
- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face
-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)
-wears video game shirts to work
-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever
-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’
-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia
-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”
-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma
-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”
-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else
-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction
s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml
Buck to Eddie after two people suggested he has feelings for him: you can't come back here
Crazy that they fuckin were all like, 'oh, well, Charlie's a lesbian so SHE can't talk to guys!!! She doesn't know how!!! She's physically incapable of it!!!' and then went, 'so the obvious solution is that dean flirt with men FOR her!'
Like baby boy
the call is coming from inside the house
edgeworth being the melodramatic gay man he is got so into the habit of drawing phoenix wright/steel samurai parallels that he decided that said character ending up with the pink princess was some sort of real life prophecy foretelling that phoenix would never want him. maya finds out after they get together and she's like "edgeworth that was literally only in the stage show which is dubiously canon, we've been over this"
hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
just a loser who simps over fictional characters. pronouns she/he/they. agender and asexual
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