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Wait, wait, wait, Merlin AU where instead of coming up with disguises as Dragoon and Dolma, Merlin and Gauis just pretend there's this magical spirit called Emrys who helps out. Because like Emrys is basically magic incarnate, right? so it could be easy to bs the idea that magic incarnate has no physical form.

Anyway, so now whenever magic help is needed they're like ah get Emrys but thing is Emrys needs a host to help out on the mortal plane or some bs like that and he always possesses Merlin. Thus allowing Merlin to help out without Arthur realising Merlin is helping out.

Plus then if they ever run into the druids and they're like "yo Emrys we love you" to Merlin, he can just be like "oh yeah he possessed me and dragged me out here the other day, they think I'm him oops".

Also if they're ever in a pinch then Merlin can just use magic and be like "ah looks like Emrys was around then".

Plus instead of the tavern excuse, it upgrades to the Emrys possessed him excuse whenever Merlin's off doing something.

Eventually it reaches a point where 'Emrys' has just saved them all and Arthur has completely had it with this magic spirit that keeps stalking him, possessing his manservant and dragging his manservant off into dangerous situations so instead of thanking him he just stands there yelling for ten minutes and Merlin is just trying to keep a straight face the entire time.

i wish learning was fun again :/

I’m so tired of the goddamn school system making me and everyone else forget that we actually like learning. Like, humans are curious!! Kids are extra curious!!! We love to learn new things! I watched nature documentaries for fun when I was younger!!! I devoured books! But our school system teaches kids that “learning” means crying your eyes out if you don’t memorize eighty things within two days and I hate it so much!!! You are literally ruining the brains of children and teaching them to hate learning!!!

i want him to point a gun at me 😩😩

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ahahahahaha let’s all just ignore my last post please😌 i’ve had a minute or so to think about it and i’ve decided to not. i listened to some classical music and everything is all good again.

my friends ask why i don’t talk to them. they say they’re there for me and want to listen to my problems like i do for them. i’m not used to doing that i try to avoid it cuz i normally regret it for no reason later. but i tried telling my friend. i told them that i was sad amd frustrated and needed help and that this certain thing was the problem. i wasn’t asking for them to do anything for me except listen and let me know that my feelings were valid and they cared like they said. all they responded with was “oof.” like thanks for letting me know this was a terrible idea

imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you

the legend itself

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟ H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟ H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟ H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟ H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟ H͟͟E͟͟L͟͟P͟͟

PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS FANFIC OR PIECE OF WRITTING

it’s been so long i can’t even remember where or how i read it but basically it’s yamaguchi and tsukishima (from haikyuu) and they’re making out on a bed i think and yams is all shy and asking tsukki to spit in his mouth cuz he likes that,, and tsukki is shocked at first but then he dOES IT WLDJHSKAKAHA i just remember loving it so much and need it againnnn

i am desperately in need of this to work rn

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

is this not how the movie went?

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

someone put up posters on campus and I’m honestly so happy

a truly pretty boy

i genuinely do not understand how anyone could look at season 5 reid and not be hopelessly in love with him. look at him.

look at him.

what the FUCK

my new goal in life is to have something like this written about me

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

i feel like i’ve come across a national treasure

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

i’ve decided to be honest 😌

cmon you little gaaayyyssss,, i’m lonely and adventurous

me, dressed as richard campbell gansey the third, elegantly striding around my conservative neighborhood, trying to encourage the gays to emerge so I can lead them on an adventure to raise a dead welsh king and slowly become more and more magically unhinged while we leave our abuse families and road trip at 2am when we have insomnia and god we can’t stop staring at each other’s lips,

is this too much to ask for?? please

give me the old-school love. write me letters. leave me random notes. kiss my hands. slow dance with me. write a poem. lie down with me on the grass. read to me.

i just like educating myself and others about cultures and topics such as this

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

does anyone know what that one merthur fanfic is called where morgana and leon are married with mordred as their kid and merlin is babysitting him and arthur has a huge crush on him??? plleeeaassseee tell me what it’s called if you find out D:

next time some biggot wants to say trump 2020 i will sMASH this into their forehead because it needs to be said and it needs to be heard

A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.

I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

do you know how fucking good this makes any girl who reads it feel?? i feel powerful and strong and ready for the flames. come at me bro

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

YALL IM SO FUCKING STOKED FOR HALLOWEEN

this is how i wanna be able to explain it

fucking knew it

Me irl

UGH they’re so sweet and I WISH I HAD THAT YKNOW

Just Tony and his kid at some fancy party having quality time together

/please, do NOT tag or reblog as st*rker/

so maybe this week hasn’t been so bad now that Dynamite is out and these cute bebes are smiling

BTS ♡ dynamite MV

this isn’t aloud to be so true

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and now you are also 15 minutes late.

wish it would’ve gone like this instead tbh

Yknow, it's mighty convenient that the Round Table already had the precise number of chairs they needed in "The Coming of Arthur".

Like, imagine if they show up at the Castle of Ancient Kings and Arthur's prepared his fancy pre-battle speech about equality, but there's only 8 chairs and 9 people. What are you gonna do, make Percival stand? Tell Leon to squat down so it looks like he's sitting in a chair? Let Merlin sit on the the table? Have Lancelot sit in Elyan's lap? Watch Gwaine dangle from the chandelier? Ask Gwen to sit on the floor? Play musical chairs and the one who loses doesn't get to be knighted?