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i want to be as reassuring to people as jk is to tae :)
Taehyung: *might feel slightly uncomfortable or scared*
Jungkook: Wait.. hold my beer
for @jung-koook 💜
I need some really good fanfic recommendations on ao3 to read from some of the fandoms I tagged, maybe some other ones but those are the ones I just immediately thought of. preferably completed but not necessary, uh good grammar y’know the drill peeps :))
god, I love the dynamics between Merlin and all the other characters because he does such WEIRD shit and they all just DEAL WITH IT
it’s like. imagine you’re a prince and you’re used to getting everything you want and then suddenly your servant is this teen that regularly gets into fights with raccoons. this supposed alcoholic is just following you around and trying to fight everyone every second. every day you wake up to this kid like. attempting to put out a fire in your room and you just?? accept it??
or imagine you’re a knight and your one job is to protect the prince and this punk ass kid is just. throwing stuff at him. and the prince keeps threatening to stop him but he hasn’t?? and like this kid is scrawny but he’s about to throw a full table at your boss and instead of being responsible your knight friend Leon is just completely losing it. he’s not even breathing he’s in hysterics watching someone threaten the future king. he’s been laughing for a solid minute and you can’t even tell if he’s breathing. like??
Gwen probably went home every day and just immediately passed out because her bestie is some freak that drinks goblets of poison and refuses to explain himself. how do you even emotionally deal with that? with this weirdo placing himself into your life and like. stealing the princess’ clothes? absolute legends, all of them
a big applause for all these woman who yelled “FUCK YOU” in their own ways.
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
ashANSLDHAGAKKALA please let them curse in the show
take this shitty comic
absolutely adorable and i love them but,,, why are Tae’s overalls backwards??
taehyung and jimin playing with jenga and laughing together 🥺 cr : 用户_0529 @ weibo
i CANT with their gay asses
oh my goodness you have to read it
did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness
i’ve fallen back into the bbc merlin whole
Merthur (2) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (12/?)
i didn’t think i could cry anymore tears over merthur but look at where i am now!! :D crying my eyes out over this post because it is so true and perfectly them.
i was thinking of this scene from 1x04 this morning because i’m a loser but that’s besides the point… this episode was really the first time we saw how much they cared about each other and how far they’d go to protect one another, and that their relationship isn’t a one way street.
it was right after arthur risked his life to save merlin, and merlin, while on his death bed, was still thinking only of arthur’s safety. and they didn’t even think about it; they just did it. and this scene is the first time they were together after all that and they could kind of reflect on how much they mean to each other, and i was just thinking… do you think this is the first time they had that moment of “shit… i’m in love with him” because i kinda think it is
i love them all so much i just-
yoongi wanting the boss to sit in the center feat. seokjin laughing at namjoon for getting hit by jungkook’s feather and then getting hit himself 😆
this is one of the best things I’ve ever read
criminal minds episode
[suburban house in the dark]
Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey
Man: okay
[spooky music]
[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]
[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]
[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]
[inside FBI Quantico]
Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick
Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up
Reid: okay sorry
JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here
Everyone: [gets in there]
[sitting at the table]
Hotch: 😠
Reid: 🙂
Morgan: 🤨
Rossi: 🧐
JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork
Morgan: his MO changed…that means…
Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy
Reid: ☹️
Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20
[everyone starts to leave]
Prentiss: hey wait Reid
Reid: what
Prentiss: do you want to talk about it
Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]
[scene of plane flying]
Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”
[inside plane]
Reid: did you know—
Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—
Reid: wh—
Hotch: let’s focus please
Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts
Rossi: 👁👄👁
Morgan: hey sexy
Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us
Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week
Hotch: great work. thank you
Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out
Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies
Hotch: [disapproving glance]
Reid: 🤭
[meeting the local cops]
JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone
Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up
[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]
Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile
Morgan: are we ready for that
[zoom on Hotch’s face]
“No”
[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]
[in room with the cops]
Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s
Cop who is racist: you sure
Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working
[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]
Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen
Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know
Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something
[commercial break]
yes.
Namjoons legs
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i just wanted you to know that your username is pure gold and now i’m wishing i thought of that lmaoo
ashkdksjaja thaaannnkks :)tbh I was upset cuz I wanted to be his left ass cheek but that was already taken D:
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hey
hey yeah you
do you have shitty parents
guess what i’m your dad/mom/parent now
talk to me, ily and i will try and help you in whatever way i can
whether that be trying to give advice, distracting you from your enviroment or maybe just you needing a friend
i’ve got you
you are loved and accepted in here for who you are (unless you’re an asshole)
message me and we can talk :) keep going, i’m proud of you
yes.
My infatuation with Matthew Gray Gubler has hit me like a steam train and I love it
it’s so fucking obvious and precious how much they love eachother I just-
I know we as the audience can see the devotion and love Merlin and Arthur have for each other, but do you honestly think everyone else knew it to the extent we do like Gwen and the knights? Sure they knew they cared, but merlin and Arthur go beyond just caring.
I absolutely do. In fact, Merlin and Arthur’s mutual devotion and affection for each other is the driving force of A Servant of Two Masters because Morgana uses it as a weapon:
She even says that she won’t kill Merlin because that would be too easy and what exactly is worse than death for Merlin? Having him, of all people, be the one to murder Arthur and what’s more is that she says everything that makes him Merlin will be gone, which means she knows that his devotion to Arthur is a fundamental aspect of who he is as a person
On the flipside of that, Gwen sees Arthur become so agitated without Merlin
that she chases after him out of palace when he’s on his way to find Merlin again and sees just how indignant he is at even the possibility of not finding him
Furthermore, she already voiced Merlin’s affection for Arthur before Merlin could even vocalize it
Much like how Merlin’s mother vocalizes Arthur’s feelings for Merlin basically responding to Merlin’s constant “it’s not like that” with, bitch, are you dumb?
I’ve spoken about the importance of this scene in 3x08 before but to rehash, I find it telling
because Gwaine looks at Arthur indignant and exasperated at his lack of thank you and he looks to Merlin to share in his exasperation but all he sees is that goofy grin on Merlin’s face and, I know the quality is terrible so sorry about that, but Merlin really has this affectionate, soft, warm grin at Arthur even when he’s not being particularly gracious, Gwaine sees that and then smiles to himself because he can see how much Merlin loves Arthur.
Uther consistently tells Arthur that he too intense an attachment to Merlin
to the point, as I also mentioned before, that I actually found this scene really telling
because it’s clearly a personal/intimate moment between Merlin and Arthur? Like if it was just Arthur berating his servant then he wouldn’t feel embarrassed in front of Uther because that’s what princes to do to servants but it was clearly him having fun with Merlin, blurring lines with Merlin so he’s like ………………
The knights absolutely saw these reactions in their 4x02 reunion
Because peripheral vision! And I headcanon that they want to give Arthur the courtesy of pretending not to see just how much he cares for Merlin
and I mean…
I MEAN ….
Gaius knows why Merlin is muttering Arthur’s name (or has some idea) but Gwen doesn’t
and speaking of Gaius, he had to have seen throughout the seasons that Merlin saw Arthur as way more than a charge. Next to seeing the emotional toll that Arthur potentially dying had on Merlin
he confided in Gaius just how much Arthur not knowing that he has magic hurt him, not because he wanted credit, but because he wanted his full heart
and even when he complains about Arthur only seeing him as an idiot, I believe it’s clear that he wants the respect of a man he himself respects and it hurts him that he sometimes thinks he doesn’t have that respect.
Arthur leaves his men to sit next to Merlin and talk to him
I mean, even when everyone talks about how much they complain each other, it’s as if all they do is talk about how much they can’t stand each other and they bicker with each other around the others all the time like a screwball romantic comedy
but then they’re consistently risking their lives for one another and they’re always around each other — there are other servants in the palace and it’s been proven that Arthur can replace Merlin and it’s also been proven that Merlin can leave, neither do.
Plus, the Round Table
The two people next to Arthur are Gwen and Merlin and let’s think about that, let’s think about how on one side, there’s Gwen, the woman that Arthur loves, his future wife, the future Queen of Camelot, which is pretty much proven with this scene at this point, and on the other side is Merlin, how respected and loved and important and significant to Arthur must Merlin be to be seated next to him?
Everyone ABSOLUTELY knew.
i absolutely and wholeheartedly agree with this.
Started watching BBC Merlin and my two favorite things about this fucking show so far are:
1.) Merlin-this lanky ass farm boy- shows up in Camelot and immediately becomes the hottest piece of ass in the place. Everyone who meets him wants to bone him
2.) Lancelot shows up, fucks up the knights code, kills an unkillable beast, learns about Merlins magic, flirts with Merlin and Gwen and he saved Merlins and Arthur’s lives and low key committed treason and then fucks off and we never see him again
Comedy Gold
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friendship IS romance : 1. / 2. / 3. fleabag / 4. / 5. / 6. / 7. / 8. a little life, hanya yanagihara / 9. / 10.
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me, at 4am realizing how in love I am with this man
I am literally in love with him, this ain't a joke 😌💞✨🌺💫🦋
oh,,, I do have a heart???this is so sweet what the heck
peter buys three sets of flowers on may 10th
first, he stops by the flower shop and gets a bouquet of lilies and roses. it’s early enough that there are still red roses left (thank god) and the shop owner takes his money with a smile.
“for your mom?” he asks, and peter nods.
he is happy, but a quiet happy. he smiles, thanks the man, and heads off.
he spends an hour at the cemetery hidden in the middle of queens.
the city is loud, but the cemetery has a sorta sanctuary feel to it, quiet and calm.
peter talks softly to a grave stone for a while. he addresses the two next to it for a little bit, but mostly talks to the one. he leaves the flowers in a vase, taking the dead ones that were there before.
he walks back into the flower shop only an hour and a half after the first time, and this time the shop owner is busy and doesn’t really acknowledge him, as he buys a bouquet of “alstroemerias and whatever would look good with them”.
the shop owner only realizes who it is and looks up to see peter get into a sleek black car, holding the flowers and grinning.
peter heads straight for peppers office when he gets to the tower, but with each step he looks more and more nervous.
her assistant, a nice lady named brenda who has her own little bouquet of flowers on her desk and looks a little too joyous for someone working on a sunday, alerts pepper that peter is there, and pepper ushers him into her office.
“what’s up, kid? can i help you with something?”
she sits behind her desk, and peter sits in one of the guest chairs. he is gripping the bouquet nervously, eyeing the bouquet already on her desk.
“i, uh...”
pepper waits with a smile as he finds his words.
“i got these for you.”
he holds them out, harshly, as if scared.
pepper hides her surprise, and thanks him quickly, taking them with a grin.
“they are beautiful.”
“just...”
peter looks at his lap.
“i know i’m not, like, your kid or anything. but tony, he, uh, he calls me his kid, and you’ve done so much for me, and i thought, i dunno i thought you would like them. just, as a thank you. for everything.”
pepper beams, and sniffs one
“they are gorgeous, peter. thank you so much.”
he stands to leave, and as he does pepper calls him back
“i consider you my kid, as well, peter.”
it’s peter’s turn to beam.
“tell your aunt i will be calling her soon about getting lunch in a couple days, yeah?”
peter nodded and fled the office, with a grin to brenda.
the same black car dropped him off in front of the store again once it was getting darker.
the shop owner could only hear “it’s fine, happy. no, don’t wait, my apartment is like two blocks. go home. see you tomorrow” before the car drove away and the kid came in.
“third time today, kid? how many mothers do you have?”
peter just smiled.
“do you have any orchids?”
the shop owner wraps the best ones he can find in the store, and shakes his head when peter tries to hand him the money.
when may would arrive home to their apartment an hour later, yawning from her work shift, she would walk in to see the sight of peter cooking while watching some crime television show, orchids on the counter in a vase.
she kisses his forehead once she sheds her coat, and peter quickly hugs her, tight.
“happy mother’s day, may.”
pleeeaaassseeee if anyone knows a fic like this,, tELL ME
Prompt: one day, when Arthur is being particularly pratish about how Merlin is a servant and should learn to better behave like one, Merlin answers him mockingly with a "yes, master"
Merlin didn't intend to ever call him "master" again, except he notices how Arthur's face turns a dark shade of red and Arthur dismisses him for the rest of the day, barely making coherente sentences
From that day on, Merlin waits for the best situations in which he should call Arthur "master" again. Those are: in front of the knights, visiting nobles and his father, in the middle of feasts and banquets, just before Arthur enters a tournament, and, obviously, just before Merlin bends down to pick up clothes from the floor in Arthur's chambers
And then, one day, Arthur just snaps
someone,, feed my fandom hungrr
*not my image, found on facebook*
Was just too perfect not to share.
i’m just sayin
Me: *sits down across from the Merlin writers* Right guys, some amazing writing here, but I've got a few issues with it...
Me: Now, Lancelot dying, wasting a good character there, he's not really dying for a great reason, missing out in all the fun adventures he and Merlin could have together given, ya know, he knows about the magic
Me: Which brings me to my boy Elyan, again great potential to have nice character arcs with Gwen, some family backstory to flesh their characters out, also, his death doesn't contribute anything to the plot, ya get me?
Me: Okay, and Gwaine dying at the end. Now, Elyan was tortured by an Aether by Morgana and lived so why would Gwaine die here?
Me: Finally, and this a biggie- Arthur dying. We don't see Albion united, we don't see magic returned...The whole prophecy is just lost if he dies right at the end
Me: I guess what I'm saying guys is, are all these character deaths really needed?
Merlin writers:
he’s SO IN LOVE UGHWAHSSSAAA
Just want someone to look at me the way Viktor looks at yuuriii *.* goals
