Not To Be Insensitive But Some Of The Salem Witch Trials Were So Funny Bitches Like “i Saw Her At The

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

having a crush is kinda fun when you dont wanna do murder-suicide about it

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

Mexico

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

a catalogue of all the croakerverse arcs up to this point (in the form of a google doc that i will release to the public eventually) is in the works right now cause i might be hyperfixating a little bit

i doubt anyone will see this but if anyone wants to help out thatd be great i'm currently trying to gather a list of all the accounts involved and there seems to be a lot of them (i have only started to get interested properly recently)

also if a resource like this already exists lmk i just coulrnt find one

i might not ever actually finish this but i figured posting about it might give me more motivation

aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming