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if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.
oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday
i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have
& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)
i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death
gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too
i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites
auhhh
thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??
guys iwas just at my grandparents like all day what is HAPPENING
i think i'm in over my head chat... the croakerverse is deeper and more profound than i ever could have dreamed
a catalogue of all the croakerverse arcs up to this point (in the form of a google doc that i will release to the public eventually) is in the works right now cause i might be hyperfixating a little bit
i doubt anyone will see this but if anyone wants to help out thatd be great i'm currently trying to gather a list of all the accounts involved and there seems to be a lot of them (i have only started to get interested properly recently)
also if a resource like this already exists lmk i just coulrnt find one
i might not ever actually finish this but i figured posting about it might give me more motivation
The Croaker will be present at Dashcon 2, and will guard the ballpit, after a fashion… but nobody will notice or recognize them. Many cosplayers will attend as the Croaker, but none will be @the-muppet-joker, not even the one in full purple-leisure-suit Joker cosplay, with a Kermit puppet fastened to his fly like a codpiece.
@strange-aeons will be there, in full Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven-Way cosplay, guarding the ballpit and posing for mock battle photos with Brotherhood cosplayers, but nobody will claim to be the actual Muppet Joker. Things will be whispered into Master Strange's ear, but they will mostly be along the line of what a lovely couple she and her wife make. Perhaps Master Strange will lean down to hear one person whisper, "I think he's here," and she will turn around, but she will not be able to tell who she was leaning down to listen to.
The ballpit will be a hit. Not as big as the raccoon talk given by @raccoonmilf, but the organizers, @dashcon-two, knew that if they were going to have a ballpit, they'd have to go big and make it as nice as possible, and the party supply company will deliver the perfect thing. Among other activities, getting selfies with Homestuck cosplayers reenacting their time in the original Dashcon ballpit will be popular.
Nobody will urinate in the ballpit.
Nobody will think very hard about how the laconic, sullen young person in a polo shirt and work slacks, who set up the ballpit alone and unassisted, had bright green hair.
Nobody will think very hard about how this green-haired young person spent every day of the convention posted up against a wall in view of the ballpit, scrolling on their phone, not interacting with anyone.
Nobody will realize until after the con, that the party supply company did not contract to set the ballpit up for the organizers, or to provide a maintenance person for it.
Nobody at the party supply company will care, when the Dashcon 2 organizers tell them that whoever initially signed for the ballpit wasn't event staff. Nor will they have any idea who actually did sign for it.
After the con, everyone will assume that the young green-haired nonbinary person, who set up the ballpit and spent the entire con leaning on the wall in view of it, scrolling on their phone, will pack up the ballpit and load it into the party supply company's truck, but in fact, the ballpit will still be standing, quite abandoned, and the green-haired one will have vanished without a trace. Eventually, the organizers will find badge details matching the green-haired one in their records: a standard visitor pass with no special privileges, under the name of "John Smith."
After the con, over the next few weeks, the repercussions will start to become apparent. Bit by bit, the Croaker's devious, twisted, insane, magnificent, hilarious plan will come to fruition before the eyes of an astonished and terrified Tumblr community, and the Croaker will have revenge upon all of us.