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3 years ago

Making a magical elixir of feeling like an alive human person existing within the confines of time.

Making A Magical Elixir Of Feeling Like An Alive Human Person Existing Within The Confines Of Time.

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6 months ago

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.


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1 year ago

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2 months ago
Please, Please, Please Forget-me-not

please, please, please forget-me-not


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3 months ago

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy


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10 months ago

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !


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3 months ago

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy


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10 months ago

"So you collect ghosts?"

"Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I'm a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I'm hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there's a demon the ghosts eat 'em. It's a very efficient system."

"...Say that last part again."

"The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I've seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth."


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self-inconsistent - Stick your hand through the bars and read my story
Stick your hand through the bars and read my story

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