Will You Please Take My Whimsical Ass Seriously

i love not talking #theobserver

kickstarter to make bugs like 300 times bigger

carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

your boyfriend is so brick shaped we used him to build a house. you can still talk to him but hes a house now. sorry

My year in a nutshell.

btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton

one direction is like the pyramids. they existed but you’re not sure how