Btw I Snuck Into The Hospital And Put Dr Pepper Into The IV Bag Of A Sickly Old Man And He Blew Up And

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

ponyo your dad looks gnc af

i love not talking #theobserver

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT