A Man Goes To The Fish Market And Walks Up To A Stall. There Is A Young Boy Selling Fish. The Boy Is

today's gender envy:

Listened to EPIC on shuffle today and got:

"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"

*Wouldn't you like starts playing*

Along with Open arms between Monster and Just a man

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

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UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 3.)

EDIT: It also has a ship

Ever think about how Zeus is a jock and Odin is a giga nerd?

If that's the case then Ra is weird rich kid.

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Poseidon in epic the musical is really like "how dare you blind my son I wish you'd murdered him instead"

sorry im going half mad as a desi but like. the fact that heathcliff is Not Fucking White is very important to the story actually! he's treated as subhuman for having brown skin and its the main if not only reason he was immeidtaley abused by his stepfamily! hes DESCRIBED differently from the white characters too! what the fuck! he's so obviously like romani or indian or just. NOT WHITE YOU CANT JUST DO THAT. ITS 2024. THE RACISM HE SUFFERS IS NOT EVEN SUBTEXT

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next