I Want To Grab Hong Lu And Throw Him Against A Wall And Watch Him Explode Like A Pomegranate (affectionate)

You think the reason everyone in Lobotomy Corp uses they/them pronouns is because all the employees are expendable and personal pronouns are meaningless and they're all likely to die anyway

Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities

Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right

Aw yeah gay miniature cowboy and Roman general

Muzan x Kokushibo incorrect quotes (might make a part 2)

Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?

Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Guys Ben's 14 moth babies' birthday is November 7

This NEEDS to become real

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.