Lob Corp - Blog Posts

Smash /hj

Omg I redesigned the man

Quick! There's not enough time! Vote for Queen of Hatred!

Green Dawn: *happens*

Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?

Funeral: Uhh-

Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!

Funeral: ...-

Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*

Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...

Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!

Funeral: Guess that's my name now...

Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Random agent: You're... Still attacking people

Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people

(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)

Y’all liked the other stuff I did and I found this messy and silly thing for y’all too

I did not expect the other lobcorp stuff to get as many notes as it did but thank you all who enjoyed it!

Giving judgement bird their eyes back, but it’s just googly eyes…

Magic bullet, the coat looks nice

fuck ur astrology sign what ego suit would you wear in lobotomy corporation

Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities

drew some alephs on the train from st petersburg (body horror/gore warning ig)

i love aib but i have no idea how to draw it 💔💔

guess who breached guys