-(thee/they/any)- lives on the internet, very invested in multiple games, even ones i can't even get (they generate enrichment in the brain centrifuge) ✨holy trinity of artist, furry and otherkin✨ (notably full of disease and mental illness)
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i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down
"average person has 3 disorders" factoid actualy just statistical error. disorders georg,
i casually walk up to people on all fours, it's so fun to see their reaction. not in public, but at home i can't be stopped.
and i eat foods raw that i probably shouldn't
(and there's more i don't care to list)
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
i'm not meant to be 2d let me out
there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)
there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)
See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
spell of Fuck You. get killed by my bare hands like the nasty little blood thief you are
I love void Worm When I first played RW They overwhelmed me
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
Intersex kitty!! Intersex kitty!!
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
I wish the woolly chafer beetle was as big as a rabbit and I could have one as a pet
"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up
a concerning amount of people forget agent 3 is a dj
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
At this point splatoon is less of an interest and more of a personality trait
perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
I LOVE DECAVITATOR IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY FUN AAAAAAAAAAH
really, i barely just tried it out and it's already going up there among my very favorite weapon. the moment is amazing, the kills are satisfying, and! IT COMES WITH INKJET!!!!! FINALLY A WEAPON WITH SOME GOOD SHMOVEMENT AND MY FAVORITE SPECIAL AGAINNN
.. and it's so fun it makes me forget i still can't use splash wall if my life depends on it.
still miss the old enperry splat dualies though, they were the best. (this is a (potentially former) splat dualies one-trick speaking btw)