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this is a welcome distraction, so i might as well do it. also a neat way to compare how unusual my life is.
1: absolutely not
2: don't think i ever said that
3: many things
4: yes, but not in the conventional way
5: single, planning to stay that way
6: fighting
7: fruit yogurt
8: no
9: no
10: like a week ago
11: not romantically
12: yes (please do not try this)
13: multiple people
14: yeah, of course
15: yes
16: sickly
17: no, ew
18: no
19: it depends
20: what does that mean
21: packing stuff and drawing
22: no
23: no
24: biology
25: yes
26: to be able to breathe properly
27: probably not
28: not applicable
29: not applicable
30: my asthma
31: i wouldn't know
32: emerald green
33: probably
34: sonic the hedgehog
35: someone named jasmin
36: maybe
37: secret third option
38: i hope not
39: hasn't happened
40: when i was but a childe
51 (where tf are the missing ones): undecided
52: yes but the reasons can be stupid
53: digital art
54: probably not
55: sometimes
56: at least four
57: nah. but love in general is a true thing.
58: windy with nice clouds and a little rain
59: mostly yes
60: no
61: absolutely not
62: shiny object, watching animals, kindness
63: my legal name, yes
64: yes because they don't exist
65: don't have one
66: obviously not
67: shithead sibling
68: don't remember
69: no
70: maybe
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
i love being around weird people.
like, i'll get to point out a moving company mascot (kangaroo with four wheels instead of hind legs, a pouch big enough to fit furniture, and a very.. expressive face) to my homophobic brother, tell him i know someone who'd want to be that, and watch his brain implode in real time.
tumblr is trying to show me ads for the first time since i came here, but they just don't load. show up as blank. lmao get rekt broken ass hellsite
there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)
just lost a shift on wave three with 20/21 eggs because one rando insisted on spending the wave standing next to a pile of eggs and this-waying, instead of bringing the damn eggs to the basket. never thought this would still happen in next wave with egg throw.
dear people who might be reading this: please don't do that. it's frustrating for everyone involved.
splatfests have lately been really reminding me just how much i love splatoon. just.. everything about it. this one especially, since i went to inkopolis plaza and was once again made aware that the squid sisters have a firm grip on my emotions and don't even know it (because they're not real. sadge.)
i'm currently on day two of begging people to please, please stop infantilizing marina. she's a grown woman, long time celebrity and news host, and 100% knows how rap battles work and that she was in one.
no, being very kind and autistic coded does not automatically make her oblivious to the point of being totally unable to understand sarcasm, or unable to be mean to anyone.
and, it's true that being naive doesn't in itself make someone less intelligent, but with her background, she'd have to be kinda dumb to not have picked up these social skills eventually (autistic people can do that). which wouldn't work, because dumb, she certainly is not. the opposite, actually, in case anyone forgot.
let the girl have her win she got by turning shiver's strategy against them. stop downplaying what she's capable of in favor of presenting her as just a little uwu cute wholesome bean too pure for this world ❤️. that's a public figure, a prodigy combat engineer who deserted her whole militarized society, and a grown lesbian who probably lays with her wife on a regular basis, not the awkward clueless tism girlie there for you to project yourselves onto.
i've been hit by the sudden need to make a complex diagram at entirely the wrong hour.
leave me alone, i need to sleep!
daybreaker anthem so beautiful
heard it for the first time in game today (may have heard before without noticing)
it's got to be one of the best.
can't stop thinking about the sound go-away-birds make, it's so damn funny. and i can imitate it almost perfectly too.