canalave city (evening ver.)
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
2024 resolutions:
1. write more
2. get even weirder
“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.
"Can you fix that villain?"
With answers by some of the champions!
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking